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Kunichuuzai
Fukuzawa: Dazai, why have you called a meeting between the three of us?
Mori: Isn't it obvious Fukuzawa, Dazai here has decided to re-join the Port-
Dazai: You finish that sentence, I dare you.
Mori:... So why are we here than?
Dazai: Kunikida and Chuuya, give them a day off. Actually no, make it a week.
Fukuzawa: Are you planning a suprise for them? Because if not, Kunikida can request his time off.
Mori: As can Chuuya.
Dazai: I want you to both look me in the eye and tell me honestly that you think those two would ever request time off.
Neither can.
Dazai: Exactly.
Mori: Even so, why should I do such a thing?
Dazai: Because if I have to spend one more night alone I will get bored. Do I need to remind you of the last time I got bored, Mori?
Mori: pales You... You wouldn't.
Dazai: I won't just comitt war crimes, I will invent war crimes. Test me, I dare you.
Mori: terrified and trying not to show it Alright, a week that's... Fine
Dazai: And make it paid.
Mori: Fine leaves
Fukuzawa: It's more than that, isn't it?
Dazai: slumps in his chair They've always been workaholics. But these days it's just.... Kunikida doesn't even do his nightly routine.
He just passes out on the sofa the moment he gets home. And I can count the amount of times I've seen Chuuya in the last month on one hand.
Fukuzawa: frowns I didn't realise it was so bad.
Dazai: It's not your fault. I just... I don't know what to do. I've tried talking to them, but they won't budge. And... I don't want to lose them.
Fukuzawa: You won't. Kunikida will get that week off, paid too of course.
Dazai: Oh I mainly said that to piss off Mori you don't...
Fukuzawa: softens It's alright, the Agency owes Kunikida a lot for his work. He deserves this. I will take a more active role, and make sure he's not overdoing it.
Dazai: smiles Yeah, thanks.
Fukuzawa: Your welcome, I'm only sorry I didn't step in sooner.
Dazai: It's alright, so... Could I maybe get...
Fukuzawa: chuckles Yes you can have the week off too.
Dazai: Yess! Thanks President.
Always remember when you can't choose who to ship someone with, just make it polyamourous
And then it would be chuuya and dazai that try to assure kunikida that he doesnt need to save everyone. That he didnt fail his ideals.
no but do you understand. kunikida being the one person who sees both dazai and chuuya as irrevocably human. dazai and chuuya each see the other as human but don't have the same faith in themselves. but kunikida. kunikida getting close with both of them, and finding the humanity in both of them. everyone else is so far away, so far below, everyone else sees the untouchable Double Black. everyone else sees the wake of their destruction, the craters left by chuuya's ability, the meticulous plans set up and executed by dazai, the infallible partnership that could level city blocks and take out entire organizations. everyone else sees them as gods, and dazai and chuuya see themselves as monsters, but kunikida--
kunikida sees them after the comedown. he sees dazai on his bad days, when he can't even drag himself out of bed, when it's more painful to hold himself back from jumping in the river than just letting the water fill his lungs. he sees chuuya post-corruption when everything hurts and dazai's touch is the only relief and he's vulnerable and willing to ask for help instead of just taking whatever it is he needs. he's seen them laugh at stupid jokes (both each other's and his own), he's seen them throw popcorn at each other during movie nights, he's seen them during the quiet moments when there's no performance, when they can just relax. he's seen chuuya without the hat and gloves, and he's seen dazai without the bandages. he's seen their pasts laid out on their skin in every scar. he's heard some of the stories and inferred others. he's seen them as Double Black too, of course - he saw the destruction caused after the dead apple incident and he's seen the darkness that lingers in dazai's eyes and he's seen chuuya come home with blood on his clothes and a grim expression on his face. but he's also seen chuuya half-asleep wearing a shirt that's too big for him and he's seen dazai light up at something as simple as kunikida making an extra cup of tea for him. he's seen the destruction caused in their wake, but he's also felt their hands on his skin, gentle, holding him like he's something precious. he's seen beneath the surface, and knows that they are neither gods nor monsters; they are just two humans who have never been told that is all they ever need to be.
Hirotsu & fukuzawa besties>>>>
mori: this is top secret so don't tell anyone, especially from the agency, alliance be damned
hirotsu, awkwardly exiting out of his chat with fukuzawa where they were making fun of mori and he was telling fukuzawa about how mori was like in this particular meeting: of course sir, i would never
akutagawa, ending his call with atsushi, who he had been talking to when he got asked to come here and never bothered to hang up on <3: i understand. this is port mafia business strictly.
chuuya, still texting everything to his chuuya-kunikida-dazai groupchat (named dazai and his bitches until they stole his phone and changed it and is now untitled): sure thing boss
kajii, asleep: hmm lemon bombs
dazai who needs glasses for distance, but never wears them.
chuuya who has matching compression gloves with kunikida.
dazai who sets up dates.
kunikida who doesnt quite understand his own issues, but gets that theres something wrong with him.
chuuya and dazai, who really do try and help kunikida find out whats wrong.
no diagnosis is given, not yet, but its a start.
I kinda want smth like that...
Listen, I posted about this on twitter, but Kunichuuzai breakfast club au!!
Chuuya the “rebel” Kunikida the “nerd” and Dazai the “outcast” end up in detention together for 8 hours under the supervision of one Ougai Mori.
They hate each other at first, but after enough conversations, shenanigans, and some weed, they end up revealing things they’d never shared before. Chuuya talks about his shitty home life, Dazai talks about his suicide attempt, and Kunikida talks about the pressures of being “gifted” and how—hey, his life actually sucks.
And by the end of it, by the time they eave that school, Kunikida has two phone numbers written on his wrist, a hickey hidden under the collar of his shirt, and a promise of a future with two boys he never in a million years would have even spoken to previous to this
Whenever one of them feels down the other two take a day off and go to their favourite places and get favourite food or just stay at home cuddling
Kunikida who sees Chuuya and Dazai as completely and utterly human.
But also Kunikida witnessing loss infront of his eyes and breaking down over his own failures.
And Dazai and Chuuya holding Kunikida in their arms and having to remind him that he's human too.
yo wussup homeslice. I have THOUGHTS
Chuuya has a tongue piercing, Dazai know this and loves it. Kunikida does not know about it until they kiss for the first time and it feels weird and Chuuya laughs his ass off before sticking his tongue out to show him.
Kunikida found a new thing he finds hot that day.
Dazai totally has his ears pierced and gets the weirdest earrings he can find.
Kunikida doesn't have any, Dazai tries to get him to get a bellybutton piercing.
thoughts tee hee <3 consumes them and leaves you an empty husk <3
yes. chuuya with a tongue piercing, what will he do (give really good head and kisses, probably. also he 100% just licks people sometimes. sometimes when dazai is being annoying chuuya will just. lick. and boom <3 peace and quiet <3 that is the one thing that compels kunikida to consider piercings WHEEZE)
earrings. tiny baby dolls. hanging on nooses. but earrings. dazai is truly just a lesbian tbh, like spiritually
kunikida has a reputation he cares about so he can't get any piercings and he tells dazai this repeatedly but dazai never listens SO eventually kunikida is like 'every time you tell me to get a piercing i will tally it and once there are 100 tallies you will get two piercings of my choosing' and that is how dazai ends up with nipple piercings. he is a very big baby about the pain <3
dazai prolly listens to man areas a lot like he introduced it to kunikida and immediately got beat up because of the lyrics But when he introduced it to chuuya they just started blasting it together. no joke, chuuya's apartment, they blasted it at a ridiculous volume together. now him and chuuya are desperately trying to have kunikida unban them from his agency dorm after they blasted it there last time they visited
a lot of bsd ships fit with the "Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" meme and i love that for them
Kunikida, five years into marriage with her two husbands, Dazai braiding her hair and Chuuya, hair already braided, doing Kunikida's makeup: Wait, this wasn't in my ideals-
dazai prolly listens to man areas a lot like he introduced it to kunikida and immediately got beat up because of the lyrics But when he introduced it to chuuya they just started blasting it together. no joke, chuuya's apartment, they blasted it at a ridiculous volume together. now him and chuuya are desperately trying to have kunikida unban them from his agency dorm after they blasted it there last time they visited
a lot of bsd ships fit with the "Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" meme and i love that for them
Kunikida, five years into marriage with her two husbands, Dazai braiding her hair and Chuuya, hair already braided, doing Kunikida's makeup: Wait, this wasn't in my ideals-
God I wish soukoku shippers and kunidazai shippers could just come together and realize that kunichuuzai is literally the best of both worlds. Maybe throw a Ranpo in there for seasoning.
Kunikida x anyone who literally fits none of his requirements for a perfect partner
im about to go to sleep so i ask who sleeps with a stuffed animal and who gets jealous and throws it off the bed
for
sskk
kunichuuzai
ranpoe
or whatever other ship exists in ur pretty heads