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the kintype in question being kermit, i assume

I believe one of my kintypes is indirectly responsible for 9/11 and I just want to apologize I'm such a fucking baka.

have to agree. charlie is ok but hes ex so idk if it counts

thoughts on mormons?

SCUMBAGS

shrimp fried rice <3

Shrimp Man x Fig - Fruit of the Sea - RPF Smut

Do not read if you’re a minor/not comfortable with smut!

Shrimp man had been gazing at the object of his affections for weeks now. Fig - by far the sexiest and freakiest fruit at the commune - had been walking around wearing nothing but the fruit skin she was born with. Shrimp man had begun to crave her. They wanted to see her full of his shrimp/fig hybrid spawn…

He began to attempt to get her attention by molting his shell around her - a sign of comfort and vulnerability - as well as releasing her pheromones into the air, intending to signify to other shrimp that he was in heat - but unfortunately this does not work on figs. Fig simply ignored them, favoring her machete collection over the poor shrimp.

Shrimp man decided it was time to up her game if she wanted to woo Fig. He fried some rice seasoned with tomatoes, her favorite dish (that isn’t figs), and lay in the bed of rice in a sexy shrimp position.

As soon as Fig walked into the kitchen, she became immediately aroused. The sight of Shrimp Man lying in the tomato rice, stretching their many legs enticingly… it was too much. She dove at him and the two began to make out passionately. Shrimp man stuck one of her gentler claws into Fig’s soft, juicy center, then began slurping up her insides as she screamed out in pleasure.

They mischievously spat out a seed and tackled her with their many shrimp legs. Fig caressed his face, her fragment juices everywhere. But before they could continue their fruity affair, they heard footsteps coming down the stairs. Alarmed, they hid themselves in the rice.

Cherry appeared in the kitchen, having come down to get themself some orange juice, but were more than pleased to see a gorgeous plate of tomato fried rice before them.

“Well, don’t mind if I do…” They grabbed the plate and a fork and began to head back up the stairs to eat. Shrimp held Fig tight as they shook in fear… But neither one of them could admit that it hadn’t been worth it… even if they were to be devoured.

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Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.

In the tags, tell me your opinion on:

Mayonnaise

Frozen Yogurt 

Salt and Vinegar Chips

Sweet Potatoes

Kiwi

Ginger Ale

Microwave Ramen

may the tree help me... im like, really fucked up. something happened with lychee... idk. she tried to crash the car, i stopped her and she really fought me. like, biting really deep. im bleeding a lot. im not upset with her tho. that wasn't normal for her. i think something is happening... idk, should probably get some rest.

there are many holes at the commune. we dug a pit and turned it into an oubliette, but there are others. they're moist as well.

I'm getting frantic. The need for Tender Hole has me digging in the dirt with my needy little hooves

im so upset... pray for me

I’m ngl guys I’m not sure what’s been going on in the actual commune we’ve all just been playing minecraft together. Our minecraft commune is coming along great though.

Cherries in Crystal - Cindy Welch , 2005.

American , b. 1948 -

Watercolour , 16 x 20 in.

some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?

well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.

@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?

rejoice, fruits! a new member of the tree of growth has blossomed! we're excited to see you ripen, charlie!

um, hello

Im charlie (he/him)

this is my first time using social media

well, i used to have a LinkedIn but i deleted it

I recently joined the tree of growth. they are a weird bunch but its a nice place i guess.

fig said social media is important to spread our message

please take care interacting with this account if:

you are mormon (I am ex-mormon and have complicated feelings)

you are an asshole

you hate fruit (fig said she will teach me self defense)

money fast?????

im not mad at lemon or the group anymore the ditch was pretty calming. anyway apple was our source of money but she's gone and we're going to lowe's tomorrow for concrete. any idea how a small group of ppl can make money fast?

i feel bad now

maybe

back in another fucking ditch

back in another fucking ditch

i don't need anyone's help. lemon is trustworthy, but she makes a poor leader. she isn't even at the commune because lychee won't let her. none of them will see reason. but it's fine. im just going to go through the woods to find apple. good luck, fellow fruits. lemon, im sorry you don't understand.

this is one million times more important which of you posted this ill throw you in the pit if I must

Also our leader left or something. Not as important as the warrior cat poll but it’s sad I guess.

me too milton

i feel liek im goign to vommit

WHY

I GO TO THE WOODS FOR ONE DAY TO FORAGE FOR THE COMMUNE AND WHEN I COME BACK OUR PROPHET IS GONE WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYWHWHYWHWHHY WHY APPLE IM SO SORRY PLEASE COME BACK

ughh im ngl i miss havin a gf!!!:/

cherry collection curated by @foundandchosen

You Cannot Escape The Rot

Eat shit you pagan edgelord wannabe bitch I stole your boyfriend;

Robert is mine