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What the fig.
I just tried a smoked fig, I feel like my senses have been violated. My first and last time eating the fig because it has the texture of a stubble, tastes like soap and made my tongue tingly.
it's crazy how fig taking paladin levels was made up on the spot by emily half as a bit and it turned out SO COOL like all her powers she got after dawn of justice she used in the last stand are amazing
I love fig :3
I can’t blame people for wanting more fig, he’s a silly trash man whom I’d light a church on fire for
Yeah, it's funny, because when I ran a character popularity poll on twitter, he was actually dead last! But he's probably one of my most requested characters? Fig has a very vocal minority of fans lol.
rejoice, fruits! a new member of the tree of growth has blossomed! we're excited to see you ripen, charlie!
um, hello
Im charlie (he/him)
this is my first time using social media
well, i used to have a LinkedIn but i deleted it
I recently joined the tree of growth. they are a weird bunch but its a nice place i guess.
fig said social media is important to spread our message
please take care interacting with this account if:
you are mormon (I am ex-mormon and have complicated feelings)
you are an asshole
you hate fruit (fig said she will teach me self defense)
shrimp fried rice <3
Shrimp Man x Fig - Fruit of the Sea - RPF Smut
Do not read if you’re a minor/not comfortable with smut!
Shrimp man had been gazing at the object of his affections for weeks now. Fig - by far the sexiest and freakiest fruit at the commune - had been walking around wearing nothing but the fruit skin she was born with. Shrimp man had begun to crave her. They wanted to see her full of his shrimp/fig hybrid spawn…
He began to attempt to get her attention by molting his shell around her - a sign of comfort and vulnerability - as well as releasing her pheromones into the air, intending to signify to other shrimp that he was in heat - but unfortunately this does not work on figs. Fig simply ignored them, favoring her machete collection over the poor shrimp.
Shrimp man decided it was time to up her game if she wanted to woo Fig. He fried some rice seasoned with tomatoes, her favorite dish (that isn’t figs), and lay in the bed of rice in a sexy shrimp position.
As soon as Fig walked into the kitchen, she became immediately aroused. The sight of Shrimp Man lying in the tomato rice, stretching their many legs enticingly… it was too much. She dove at him and the two began to make out passionately. Shrimp man stuck one of her gentler claws into Fig’s soft, juicy center, then began slurping up her insides as she screamed out in pleasure.
They mischievously spat out a seed and tackled her with their many shrimp legs. Fig caressed his face, her fragment juices everywhere. But before they could continue their fruity affair, they heard footsteps coming down the stairs. Alarmed, they hid themselves in the rice.
Cherry appeared in the kitchen, having come down to get themself some orange juice, but were more than pleased to see a gorgeous plate of tomato fried rice before them.
“Well, don’t mind if I do…” They grabbed the plate and a fork and began to head back up the stairs to eat. Shrimp held Fig tight as they shook in fear… But neither one of them could admit that it hadn’t been worth it… even if they were to be devoured.
we do romance its very cool 🐝
fig still wants to fuck ur wife btw
NO SHE DOESN’T NO SHE DOESN’T NO SHE DOESN’T!!!!!!
Omg ayda and fig are so couple holy hell
fig // تين
palestinians and one of the fruits we love so much
started this way back in july and a bit of a different vision for this, but i'm quite happy with what it is now
Hey everyone!
I decided to add some interesting facts about each floral illustration or study art work that I do.
This time it was a study illustration, but others are my original works, so feel free to share or comment because I value feedback and set a goal to improve by the end of the year.
Fig is a fruit of Ficus carica, and is native to Mediterranean region, Western and Southern Asia.
It can not be well transported to the long distances as a ripe fruit but it can be used in other forms.
For e.g it can be commonly seen in dried form or in a form of a jam or rolls.
Fan facts about Figs:
Ancient Crop: Cultivated since 9400–9200 BC.
Unique Pollination: Fig wasps pollinate figs internally.
Botanical Wonder: Figs are inverted flowers, not true fruits.
Nutrient-Rich: High in fiber, vitamins, and minerals.
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