The Muppet Joker - Tumblr Posts

pics or it didn’t happen

I just saw a horrifying Tumblr Post that pissed me off so much I began snorting and galloping. Should I pray about this? I fear the Lord has given me the cross to bear of horselike mannerisms as penance for murdering my brother.


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Might I suggest skipping around as a friend (Milton perhaps) bangs two coconuts together?

Does anyone know of any adult Hobby Horsing leagues in Kentucky? I wish to gallop around until I stop feeling this Bad Emotion inside of me


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I bet Strange is getting pretty scared... not only have I been training my kicks every day and unlocked a Dark Eve kintype (sword skills maxxed out), but I have risen through the ranks of my local adult Hobby Horsing group, easily the best out of all five members. I am an elite fighter with a Joker and a Beast inside me. Our duel will leave her as nothing but a pile of dirt and pain. A sad day for feminism!


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If you ever screenshot one of my NFTs ever again I will give you a muppet hole using only my teeth

kinky 😏


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croaker promised me a custom made muppet hole and, after nearly a week, has yet to deliver. sad :(


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“A hard life of eating nothing but wood and rocks” wasn’t ur family rich tho? Like you did badminton classes ffs

For a guy who grew up in the bayou, Kermit ain't got an ounce of country in him.


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My Bald Head is an Omen of Death! IT'S FRUIT SALAD TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!


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muppet joker character development arc

I am rapidly realizing that perhaps I have been the common demonimator in all my failed relationships and friendships... Shocking News!

So I have decided to write everybody who has ever gotten mad at me a Very Long apology letter and send it to them or, if they are unable to read due to being a horse, read it out loud to them.

I am a Muppet of Growth


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every so often i desperately have the urge to become the next writer of my immoral or create the rabies thing. i wanna stir the pot for shits and giggles yk?


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my-christian-minecraft-server - The Unfortunate Canon Timeline

The Midnight Hole draws near: gather round


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dude what the fuck. i thought you, kermit, and joker were in a monogamous relationship mirroring the holy trinity. why the hell is joker in a kismesis with goddamn mother fucking fluttershy? Isn’t he literally also gay?

*Sigh* you very clearly do not understand Quadrants, to which I say Get Da Hell Outta Here! Also, Joker is bisexual now due to Dark Feminism. Please educate yourself or never speak to anyone else ever again


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I cannot play minecraft anymore because I just hit the iron golem so he throws me around a little which is not usually a problem but then I keep wimpering and everyone at the public library gets really Pissed Off


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3 months ago

YALL I CALLED IT I SAID THE REDDIT POSTS WOULD COME BACK

@the-muppet-joker is this post possibly about your roommates?


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1 month ago

wtf happened while I was gone

REMINDER that accusing someone of fakebalding on the internet is the eighth deadly sin. I am bald for real but I know if I show proof I will be torn apart by vultures of sexual depravity and bald fetishizers. Sickos!


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1 month ago

WHAT TF HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE???!??!!!?!??!

Wait, you're actually joining a monastery they're actually letting you do that?

Yes. I passed the psychological evaluation. Only one of them knows of my Tumblr presence but he will not tell on me because he is "hella chill"


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1 month ago

WHAT!!!/???!!!?!?!?!??!?1/???!?!?>?!?/????!

I know you thirsty bitches want my bald head soooooooo bad... Well no bald pics for you! Lust is the deadliest of the seven deadly sins, and will kill you faster than poison!


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2 months ago

money fast?????

im not mad at lemon or the group anymore the ditch was pretty calming. anyway apple was our source of money but she's gone and we're going to lowe's tomorrow for concrete. any idea how a small group of ppl can make money fast?


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2 months ago

some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?

well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.

@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?


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2 months ago

there are many holes at the commune. we dug a pit and turned it into an oubliette, but there are others. they're moist as well.

I'm getting frantic. The need for Tender Hole has me digging in the dirt with my needy little hooves


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