Cheesecake Syndrome

cheesecake syndrome 💔💔💔

So, I was researching parakeets to help decide whether I’m one of them in addition to my other bird species, anddd

@cheesecake-the-chicken um idk is being nonhuman a disease?

US FOR REAL!!!

@amnesiamilk this is us btw (except you are a crow) 🤍🖤

too real 💔 i’m supposed to be clever because of my theriotype but i’m extremely clueless LMAO

me doing my big boy ‘human’ job: none of these silly poor fucks know i’m a dog

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

hey can I request the “with he/him in my bio” with a German Shepard in it?? or a Golden Retriever??

no . fuck you (/J /J /J HERES YOUR SILLY OUPPIES :D)

i’m ngl im having way too much fun :7

ALSO if anypony wants to request a tutorial on an animal voice i could *try* and see if i could figure it out like the cockatoo video i posted,, no promises though since i’m not an impressionist