Dreamed We Drove Past An Store Called Something Like Ineffable Auto Parts And A Farm Called Boyfriends

Dreamed we drove past an store called something like Ineffable Auto Parts and a farm called Boyfriends Gentlebeard and one more I can't remember

I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

they could've given us a shot of Ed putting the earring in but noooooooo (they knew we would have died on the spot)

Is this a thing?

(Sorry, style imitation is not my forte, and I'd rather get done with a sketch then spend hours on it.)

Honestly, the first three panels I kinda thought at work, which evolved into a funny thing to say to try to get out of a speeding ticket, which led to me going "what a Calvin-ass thing to say..."

dear USAmericans,

VOTING WORKS!!!

French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place

a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government

this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!

VOTING WORKS!

you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!

because VOTING WORKS!