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Happy one year anniversary of Crowley beginning his plague nap!
I know he probably went to sleep immediately after the call, but looking at his earlier line of “if I can’t think of anything to do in the next two days, I’ll take a nap” that he might have stuck to, it’s safe to say today it’s definitely minimally a year.

Blast from the past! This is a redraw of last years comic.




How to get yourself a demon husband: A step by step tutorial
They're a little late to their dinner reservation… not that they seem to mind

Ineffable May Day 9: Turtleneck

Crowley voice: I'm back
It’s still May 9 for me, so I consider this a time management win!! I didn’t realize until I was done with Az’s hand that I just wanted to recreate the thin dark duke scene lololololol
Thinking about how Heaven is mostly empty space with very little color, and Aziraphale's book shop is cluttered and colorful. Thinking about how Hell is so crowded you can barely breathe, and Crowley's flat is spacious and minimalist. Feeling normal about it (sobbing)

So anyways, they like holding hands, and it makes my heart happy.









Edit: This comic was originally made with Hozier’s ‘Nina Cried Power’ lyrics, which I didn’t realize was a song very specific to the Civil Rights movement. In retrospect, overlaying a comic of white lgbtq characters with these lyrics wasn’t a tactful decision.
I’ve changed the lyrics to Hozier’s ‘ From Eden’ now, and I want to ask you guys to reblog this version instead. Thank you!





They're married your honor.

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
"She Had Balls!" "Well-"

So we all know the part of Episode two where Crowley and Aziraphale are discussing fictitious ways to try and get Nina and Maggie to fall in love. Aziraphale brings up Jane Austen and says the following: "People would gather..and do some formal dancing. And then realized they had misunderstood eachother and were actually, deeply in love!" Then after Crowley states that sounds unlikely, Aziraphale says "Works everytime apparently"
Then later when the actual ball he plans is happening, we see him gearing up and getting all excited to ask Crowley to dance- and then him quickly swooping him away with a giggle.

Now...maybe I'm overthinking things as per usual... But was our dear Mr. Fell under the hopes that dancing with Crowley would get the demon to recognize Aziraphales feelings for him? He had promised it would be a night to remember after all. I mean, Crowley basically described him and Aziraphales meeting in Eden when he was describing his idea of falling in love (that he ""saw in a Richard Curtis film"") Would it be too out of the blue to wonder if Aziraphale would try and use the lovey dovey ball fantasy he was reenacting to his advantage? Constantly insisting that they're safe, nothing could possibly go wrong, and that Crowley was exaggerating? Maybe he just wanted a night of dancing with his crush without anything going wrong so the Jane Austen magic would work.

Look at the little smiiilee! I dunno- random shower thought!
I love how the music playing in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death when Crowley and Aziraphale are inside is a Violin (Or Viola) version of Bohemian Rhapsody
A nice mix of the two Ineffables

I wonder-
If you played Aziraphale Orchestral/Classical versions of modern music (aka bebop), would be enjoy listening to them?

Frowny Face Clock :(

you know that scene in around the world in 80 days of DT's back? yeah
LOOK AT AZIRAPHALES DRESS!! LOOK AT CROWLEYS HAIR!! THEIR EXPRESSIONS! IT'S SO PERFECT!!!! ITS ITS ITS GTINOS;T;O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

an old photograph 💫
HAPPY FEMME AZIRAPHALE FRIIIIDAAYYYY ONCE AGAIN

Aziraphale lovers great and small! Welcome to yet another wonderful, incredible, magnificent: FEMME AZIRAPHALE FIRDAY!! If you aren't aware of what Femme Aziraphale Friday is, allow me to inform!
Every Friday, we take a little time to celebrate Aziraphale presenting more femme or with a more female aligned corporation! It's just for fun and definitely not required, but we'd love to see your beautiful works! Everyone is free to join in: Writers, Artists, Musicians, Poets, etc... The more the merrier!
If you'd like to share any of these works, all you've got to do is share whatever Femme Aziraphale related post you'd like using the tag #Femme Aziraphale Friday ! It'd be such a treat to see so many beautiful posts flood the tag :>
Every version of Aziraphale (femme or otherwise) is beautiful and valid, so don't be afraid to show yours! I'll probably fall in love with her (/gn) immediately heheheheurhhehfufeh

Unfortunately this week has been a bit busy busy busy, so I haven't been able to prepare anything for this Friday! So today I'll just be doing some highlighting of some previous Femme Aziraphale Friday posts!
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Let's start off with a GORGEOUS art piece by the talented @fawnim

SAVE ME SINGER AZIRAPHALE SAAVEE MEEEEE!!! Goodness, this work is so gorgeous! The shimmer on the dress and the light reflecting off of Aziraphale really draws you in! 😫💕 Also please do consider buying Nim a Kofi!
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Next up, the very FIRST official Femme Aziraphale Friday fic ever by the astounding @forsssnaken

Aziraphale experiments with a feminine form and the events that follow are both adorable and amusing! Honestly I wanted to give her a smooch through the screen as I read along omfgngirlhae
While you're add it, check him out on A03, and take a gander at its other works!
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Finally...omg...it's me heuhehehheuehuheu

This is one of my own personal depictions on Femme Azira! I love her so very much and I think if I got to hug her just once, all my problems in life would be solved.
I actually do wanna start posting art more consistently, so keep an eye out for me heuheheheuhehheuheuheu!
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Tis all for now my loves! Until next FAFriday!
Toodleooooo!