The Ribbon On My Wrist Says, Do Not Open Before Christmas.

The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”

We’re only liars, but we’re the best,

We’re only good for the latest trends.

We’re only good ‘cause you can have almost famous friends,

(Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense).

*lives past age 150*

Dang, this healthy lifestyle is really working for me

At this point, the other immortals are making heavy bets

Due to a bizarre mix of impossible events, you gain complete immortality. Only thing is that you have no idea you’re immortal.

D&D Campaign Ideas

Running out of unique ideas for your campaigns? Want to start a new campaign but have no idea how to start it? Here’s a nice list of campaign quests and starters perfect for all party levels!

How about a murder mystery? Props if one of the characters is the victim and is a ghost helping them figure it out.

You can never go wrong with a classic “gladiators” starter.

Perhaps the players are in the D&D version of purgatory and are seeking to prove to their gods that they deserve that version of heaven.

A bar fight that gets a little too out of control.

Players are slaves. A+ starter.

The home city has been infected with some sort of disease (ex. Lycanthropy? Zombies? You decide) and is quarantined. The only problem is that the party is stuck there.

Paying debts from long ago, some of which the players may not even remember.

I’m a sucker for worldbuilding, so get creative! Make some harsh, desert landscapes! Make the campaign entirely underwater! Go crazy!

I love a good pirate/ maritime campaign. Instead of a home city, have a home ship! The party can buy newer and cooler ships! Use all of the water monsters in the monster manual!

An airship crashes in the middle of a town, the party has to investigate this terror attack.

A pawn shop sold them an expensive-looking crystal, and ever since then, they’ve been hunted by kobolds. It’s a dragon egg, and mama is mad.

Party is framed for a crime and is on the run!

Finding a lost familiar.

A weapon capable of killing gods has fallen from the sky, and the players must keep it out of the wrong hands.

The party keeps encountering strange runes and can’t figure out what they mean.

The party discovers a new plane. Perhaps exploring it has effects on their bodies/minds?

There is an impossible foe threatening to destroy everything, and the only way to defeat it is to gather certain special artifacts or tools. Only when these artifacts are gathered together can the menace be defeated.

An entire race of unusual monsters are raiding cities and towns, searching for a “sacred one”. The sacred one can be a member of the party or an NPC.

*your inventory fills with dreams.

My precious baby boy Asriel

“The wasted years, The wasted youth,

The pretty lies, the ugly truth,

And the day has come where I have died,

Only to find I’ve come alive.”

In conclusion: Shuichi Saihara deserves happiness.

(Feel free to use as an icon! Just credit me)

Me: take a look at my Tarot deck, I use my cards to express myself

Ppl at my school: that sounds really stupid

Me, sobbing: I use my cards to express myself