Ray, they/them. Just a silly goose in a pond of disappointing ducks :( Also MCR. Very obsessed with MCR.
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Me: Take A Look At My Tarot Deck, I Use My Cards To Express Myself
Me: take a look at my Tarot deck, I use my cards to express myself
Ppl at my school: that sounds really stupid
Me, sobbing: I use my cards to express myself
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Winter Walker by Die Hard Dice
I really recommend Die Hard Dice, no joke! I’m super happy with both the dice and the price, and they threw in another batch of dice (for free!) after I told them about where I heard of them. Spread the word! Get free dice! It’s great!
Also, I’m slowly becoming a dice goblin, if I’m not one already. I am prepared to amass my collection.
“I’m the only one who can bear the full brunt of your hate! It’s my job, no one else’s! I’ll bear the burden of your hatred... and we’ll die together!”
Commissions:
D&D Campaign Ideas
Running out of unique ideas for your campaigns? Want to start a new campaign but have no idea how to start it? Here’s a nice list of campaign quests and starters perfect for all party levels!
How about a murder mystery? Props if one of the characters is the victim and is a ghost helping them figure it out.
You can never go wrong with a classic “gladiators” starter.
Perhaps the players are in the D&D version of purgatory and are seeking to prove to their gods that they deserve that version of heaven.
A bar fight that gets a little too out of control.
Players are slaves. A+ starter.
The home city has been infected with some sort of disease (ex. Lycanthropy? Zombies? You decide) and is quarantined. The only problem is that the party is stuck there.
Paying debts from long ago, some of which the players may not even remember.
I’m a sucker for worldbuilding, so get creative! Make some harsh, desert landscapes! Make the campaign entirely underwater! Go crazy!
I love a good pirate/ maritime campaign. Instead of a home city, have a home ship! The party can buy newer and cooler ships! Use all of the water monsters in the monster manual!
An airship crashes in the middle of a town, the party has to investigate this terror attack.
A pawn shop sold them an expensive-looking crystal, and ever since then, they’ve been hunted by kobolds. It’s a dragon egg, and mama is mad.
Party is framed for a crime and is on the run!
Finding a lost familiar.
A weapon capable of killing gods has fallen from the sky, and the players must keep it out of the wrong hands.
The party keeps encountering strange runes and can’t figure out what they mean.
The party discovers a new plane. Perhaps exploring it has effects on their bodies/minds?
There is an impossible foe threatening to destroy everything, and the only way to defeat it is to gather certain special artifacts or tools. Only when these artifacts are gathered together can the menace be defeated.
An entire race of unusual monsters are raiding cities and towns, searching for a “sacred one”. The sacred one can be a member of the party or an NPC.
So, Headcanon
So sometimes Aziraphale just carries around Crowley in his snake form, but here’s the problem. Snake Crowley is... a very big snake
And he does this around people, too, so he’ll be at his desk in the bookshop with a MASSIVE snake just draped around his shoulders, flicking its tongue at the book he’s reading
People eventually get used to it, he’s a guy who likes snakes and owns a bookshop. Cool.
The thing is, Crowley has other snake forms, and people now assume that Aziraphale owns multiple snakes
Which is problematic, because he’s just been asked to be a guest at a school’s “reptile awareness” program, since he, presumably, is the proud owner of many reptiles
He can’t just say no, he’s an angel,
Crowley finds this incredibly amusing, and does absolutely nothing to help other than a “you’ll do great, Angel”
So here he is, in the humid and very uncomfortable school gymnasium, next to an actual reptile expert, in front of a huge crowd of disinterested children
He survives
BUT— here’s the kicker
The reptile expert guy was, by some miracle, FLOORED by Aziraphale’s performance and asks him to do more reptile shows with him
(By some... miracle, ha)
This, of course, was Crowley’s doing
To this next show, Aziraphale brought his biggest snake (Crowley), who was probably record-breaking in length. This snake is impressive
Reptile guy is so amazed, he makes an offer to buy the snake for the conservatory he works at
And Aziraphale has to awkwardly explain that no, none of his snakes are for sale, and they are all very happy in his bookshop, which has virtually no conceivable space where he could possibly keep snakes
Or, conversely:
“My boyfriend is not for sale, sorry”
Bonus!
After the apocanot, Crowley can’t stop joking about “that one guy who tried to buy me” and onlookers are not only very confused and concerned, but more so if reptile guy hears him and recognizes that the person in question was him
I’m opening up commissions!!!
(DM me for more information)
C H A R A C T E R
Bust: $10
Full Body: $15
+ Character: +$10 per extra character
+
BACKGROUND
Solid color: +$0
Pride flag/ other simple design: +$7
Complex Background: +$15
O R
Original Characters (full ref sheet, from scratch): $45
Icon (bust + solid/simple background): $10-17
Adoptables (none yet): $15-25