Im The Only One Who Can Bear The Full Brunt Of Your Hate! Its My Job, No One Elses! Ill Bear The Burden

“I’m the only one who can bear the full brunt of your hate! It’s my job, no one else’s! I’ll bear the burden of your hatred... and we’ll die together!”

Commissions:

Kinner ™️

Kinner ™️

I’m opening up commissions!!! (DM me for more information) C H A R A C T E R Bust: $10 Full Body: $15 + Character: +$10 per extra character

My friends and I, Yasuhiro posing in front of our authentic ™️ ramen: KAMUKURA KAMUKURA YAS QUEEN

“It’s time to come home.”

So, Headcanon

So sometimes Aziraphale just carries around Crowley in his snake form, but here’s the problem. Snake Crowley is... a very big snake

And he does this around people, too, so he’ll be at his desk in the bookshop with a MASSIVE snake just draped around his shoulders, flicking its tongue at the book he’s reading

People eventually get used to it, he’s a guy who likes snakes and owns a bookshop. Cool.

The thing is, Crowley has other snake forms, and people now assume that Aziraphale owns multiple snakes

Which is problematic, because he’s just been asked to be a guest at a school’s “reptile awareness” program, since he, presumably, is the proud owner of many reptiles

He can’t just say no, he’s an angel,

Crowley finds this incredibly amusing, and does absolutely nothing to help other than a “you’ll do great, Angel”

So here he is, in the humid and very uncomfortable school gymnasium, next to an actual reptile expert, in front of a huge crowd of disinterested children

He survives

BUT— here’s the kicker

The reptile expert guy was, by some miracle, FLOORED by Aziraphale’s performance and asks him to do more reptile shows with him

(By some... miracle, ha)

This, of course, was Crowley’s doing

To this next show, Aziraphale brought his biggest snake (Crowley), who was probably record-breaking in length. This snake is impressive

Reptile guy is so amazed, he makes an offer to buy the snake for the conservatory he works at

And Aziraphale has to awkwardly explain that no, none of his snakes are for sale, and they are all very happy in his bookshop, which has virtually no conceivable space where he could possibly keep snakes

Or, conversely:

“My boyfriend is not for sale, sorry”

Bonus!

After the apocanot, Crowley can’t stop joking about “that one guy who tried to buy me” and onlookers are not only very confused and concerned, but more so if reptile guy hears him and recognizes that the person in question was him

The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”

We’re only liars, but we’re the best,

We’re only good for the latest trends.

We’re only good ‘cause you can have almost famous friends,

(Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense).

So I have an idea for an Undertale comic AU

I’m not going to spoil anything, but I’m finished drawing sand inking the first two pages so idk if y’all want to see something like that

Honestly idk how long I’ll have the willpower to draw comic pages but I’ll try