chocolateeaglethingmug

Just an aroace person who sometimes posts (mostly about the osemanverse or other books I'm reading atm)

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I Overheard This Conversation At School Once...

I overheard this conversation at school once...

Guy 1:If you shit your pants 27 times a day, there's something wrong with you

Guy 2: No shit!

Guy 1:

Guy 2: pun not intended

Guy 1: Did you just make a shit joke?

Guy 2: It was a shit joke... pun not intended hehe

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chocolateeaglethingmug

6 years ago

We say good morning when it's before 12:00pm, noon, and good afternoon when it's after noon (then later good evening and good night), but what about when it's 12:00? Why don't we say good noon?

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12:00 pm noon morning afternoon goodmorning good afternoon goodnight showerthoughts

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chocolateeaglethingmug

6 years ago

So I found a portal at the store today... I wonder where it leads to?

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portal portals magical dyson cool where??? wheretonext

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chocolateeaglethingmug

2 years ago

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chocolateeaglethingmug

4 years ago

Who even buys YouTube premium?

No but seriously, I've never heard of anyone actually having it.

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youtube premium youtube premium Who? videos youtube ads + no ads dontturnoffyourphone wish videos kept playing? yes but not actually unlessitsfree

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chocolateeaglethingmug

6 years ago

I’m disappointed. They completely failed this pun.

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NACHO your average chip puns Pun fail failed chips potato chips Frank!!!! bad jokes bad puns wtf wtf is this wth i hate this nachos nacho cheese tortilla chips tortilla

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