I Dont Want To Be A Biological Parent. Whenever Someone Goes Oh, Your Kids Will Be So Cute, I Cant Wait

i don’t want to be a biological parent. whenever someone goes ‘oh, your kids will be so cute’, ‘i can’t wait for you to finally have children of your own’, my blood actually starts to boil with anger and despise. i can’t stand when baby starts to cry in the public and think that they are awfuly anoying. but if some kid, on the internet, in school etc. are a “baby gay”, will say that their parents are awful, not carying and/or that they see me as an elder sibling/parental figure cause of it or just because, i will adopt them. oh, you don’t have good relationship with your parents or you don’t have some parent at all, guess what, you are my child now. i will take care of you. sorry, but i don’t make rules. and i don’t know if it’s the “eldest daughter” complex or queerness in me, but this one trope, the found family, you will have to pry open from my dead hands.

me at found family trope:

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“Nevertheless life and death are mysterious states, and we know little of the resources of either.” (Sheridan Le Fanu "Carmilla")

“I am sure, Carmilla, you have been in love; that there is, at this moment, an affair of the heart going on.” (Sheridan Le Fanu "Carmilla")

"The young lady did not acknowledge this pretty speech, did not seem to hear it. She was leaning back in her seat, her fine eyes under their long lashes gazing on me in contemplation, and she smiled in a kind of rapture.

“And now you can read quite plainly the name that is written in the corner.

It is not Marcia; it looks as if it was done in gold. The name is Mircalla, Countess Karnstein, and this is a little coronet over and underneath A.D.

1698. I am descended from the Karnsteins; that is, mamma was.” (Sheridan Le Fanu "Carmilla")

"Without knowing it, I was now in a pretty advanced stage of the strangest illness under which mortal ever suffered. There was an unaccountable fascination in its earlier symptoms that more than reconciled me to the incapacitating effect of that stage of the malady. This fascination increased for a time, until it reached a certain point, when gradually a sense of the horrible mingled itself with it, deepening, as you shall hear, until it discolored and perverted the whole state of my life."

“She came there after you had searched it, still in her sleep, and at last awoke spontaneously, and was as much surprised to find herself where she was as any one else. I wish all mysteries were as easily and innocently explained as yours, Carmilla,” he said, laughing. “And so we may congratulate ourselves on the certainty that the most natural explanation of the occurrence is one that involves no drugging, no tampering with locks, no burglars, or poisoners, or witches—nothing that need alarm Carmilla, or anyone else, for our safety.” (Sheridan Le Fanu "Carmilla")

All images above were created by the wonderful Ana Juan for an Italian edition of Sheridan Le Fanu's lesbian vampire classic "Carmilla" in 2015

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