Update.... I Have No Toes.

Update.... I have no toes.

EYO TOE CHECK ✅✅✅

You ever just wanna jump off a building in a non suicidal way. Like I don't wanna die but I wanna jump just for the feel of it

So I was doing my nightly sing along to

And you may be wondering ? Yes and? Well you see the part where it spells the word christian it makes my dyslexic brain break into tiny little bitesized peices

Girls be all flustered over pick up lines but just laugh at me cuz I'm a pick up truck. Pick a side emily you indecisive bitch

*angry honking*

Every morning I wake up and drink a big old cup of I hate myself and does anybody really like me

Guys if your ever feeling low on attention remember the 6 c's

C- cheese

C- cheese

C- cheese

C- cheese

C- cause problems so that people are forced to pay attention to you

C-cheese