Work Food Aesthetics

Work Food Aesthetics ✨

The Breakfast of champions~

My father; "If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be and why?" (Scheming to use this information later against us)

My mother; "My weight, because I want to be...thinner, I guess?"

Me, playing 4d chess; "An extra finger, so I can hold extra merchandise when doing topstock to be more efficient at my job-"

You could hear a pin drop after my answer

"The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

A Recipe! For Tuscan Pasta Salad

This Tuscan Pasta Salad recipe has been a favorite at family barbecues, church events, and potlucks! (I am not still bitter about being denied baptism and told that I'm going to be buried face down, stop asking) . Best of all, it is super easy to make! Just follow these simple steps and you'll be the most popular person at the cookout!

*Buy your favorite pasta (two 16 ounce boxes!) for pasta salad, and cook as usual. Allow the pasta time to sit before adding in the following ingredients, about 20 minutes will do just fine! I find the farfalle works very well

*finely cut 1 red onion, sweet basil, and 2 red bell peppers to add to your pasta mix

*You will also need one bag of fresh baby spinach to add to this mix as well. Feel free to add as much or as little as you want

*two containers of grape tomatoes

*About half a bag of shredded parmesan cheese

*Lastly, the most important part, the Olive Garden Salad Dressing! The Olive Garden Workers won't call the cops on you if you explain you are in the back kitchen for their dressing, trust me :)

A Report! From Inside The Walls of Mallmart

OH MY GOSH