Trash Of The Count's AU Where: Instead Of People Thinking Bad Of Cale When He Starts Acting Out, They

Trash of the Count's AU where: Instead of people thinking bad of Cale when he starts acting out, they instead look bad on Deruth and Violan. Like, the people realise no 8 year old kid is going to act out so drastically so suddenly unless /something/ is going on. Rather its Violan being a wicked step mother, Deruth ignoring Cale in favor of Basen, or the servents treating Cale badly since Violan is the new lady, nobody really knows, but rumors start spiraling. And while nobody says or does anything outright because the Henituse Family is so rich, there is criticism floating around, and it only seems to grow the longer Cale acts out.

When Cale realises his plan backfired, he doesn't know what to do. His plan didn't work! Now people are saying even more rude things about his family! What is he supposed to do now!!

Idk what would happen after that.

So, I was thinking on the little mermaid. About how she lost her mom when she was a kid, and then music become a taboo around the palace, so she had to snuck out to enjoy music. And my dumb brain whispered "hey, do you think Cale had something like that?"

And now I can't stop thinking about little og Cale, who loved his mom a lot, but loved his father too, and didn't want to see him sad.

The question is not if he had things he enjoyed doing before his mom's death, but that he stopped doing around others after she died. The question is:

What habits or activities do you think he liked to do before? What do you think he kept doing where no one could find out? Which ones do you think he stopped doing because there was not point in doing it alone?

Do you think he liked painting, drawing? I can imagine little Cale seated on his mom's lap while she paints, trying to look serious like his mom, sketching the bird on the window. I can imagine Cale, older, lonelier, locking himself in his room under the excuse of sleep and pulling out a sketchbook from its hideout.

Maybe he liked to sing along his mom, to play something for her. Maybe he still sings for himself. Maybe he goes out and wanders, looking for a place remote enough so no one could see him. Maybe he seats on a branch of a tree and sings until the sun sets. But, maybe, he hasn't play a single note since his mom went away. Maybe everytime he holds an instrument, his hands shakes so much from sadness that he has to put it down ir he'll break it. Maybe he doesn't even touch one around others because he's afraid that they could see how lonely he is. That what he shows is usually just an act.

Maybe he used to do other things. Maybe he used to try desserts and pastries with his mom. Maybe he used to learn etiquette and dancing from her. Maybe they used to choose clothes together. Maybe he still can do all that when the situation allows it. When it doesn't look suspicious.

And maybe he used to play hide and seek with Ron and his mom. Maybe he used to brush her hair and braid it for her. Maybe she used to teach him about plants, doing some gardening together.

Maybe Cale Henituse could never do that again.

Maybe, once he swapped bodies, he slowly started to do things again.

An Elf couple leaves their child with a Human teenager to babysit while they go on a date. When they return the Human is middle aged and the Elf child now sees the Human as their parent.

More Fem OG! Cale rambles...

The idea of Callie as a noona/unnie is very precious to me. Callie brushing Lily's hair while the little girl animatedly talks about her day and her training. Callie giving Basen advice on his studies and forcing him to take a break when he pushes himself too hard.

Firm believer that OG! Cale would give the Best hugs ever, Callie has the bonus of having soft boobs as well :) So, I imagine that any hypothetical love interest Callie would have would take great pleasure in burying their face in her chest. Alberu? Long day of mansplain, manipulate and malewifing, he is so tired and all he wants is his firecracker 'trashy' wife in his embrace and his face in her tiddies. Choi Han? Long day of arguing and training and commandeering, cuddles in the cover of darkness are a must.

I'd mention more but maybe later. All you have you to know is that Callie has soft boobs and they are great.

Also, I have a big thing with like scent attraction and obviously, Callie putting the amount of effort that she does into her appearance, would smell great. I don't know what she would smell like though so feel free to give suggestions!

Callie would have practical accessories, especially if it is a regression AU. Her hair pins can be used to stab people and they function as lockpicks. Her rings are designed to function like sharp brass knuckles and her necklaces have protective mana jewels that create small shields. Stuff like that.

Anyway, that is all for now.

Alberu, having dinner with Cale

Raon: Cookie prince, how's food?

Alberu: It's great, Raon-nim. Send compliments to the chef

Raon: Okay

Raon, teleporting to the kitchen: You look cool when you hold your long sword

Beacrox: ...alright

Draft for the fanfic thing I was talking about

The OG!rokcale one:

Cale: Fuck you, yo mama, yo pet, AND that crusty ass village!

Choi han: you wanna repeat that?

Cale: As a matter of fact, I will. Fu- *sees guy falling from the air and catches him on instinct* what the fuck?

Choi han: *looking at the guy only to notice Korean features*…. Give him to me

Cale: *clutching him protectively* ??why? So you can beat him up next?

Choi han: No?! Why would I do that!?

Me and the pookie have dubbed this a meme draft. This is only for the first chapter.

We decided that at least 3 chapters should be written before posting the first one... I've just barely started the second one, but the first one is done! Almost 2k words, so proud of myself 😭

This is gonna be on AO3!! I'll post the link when I actually get to it haha. (Also might put it on Wattpad if I feel like it)