AU Where Cale Has Incredibly Curly Red Hair. Like, Merida From Brave Curly And Uncontrollable.

AU where Cale has incredibly curly red hair. Like, Merida from Brave curly and uncontrollable.

When it was OG!Cale, he used so many fucking products to control it, so the general populace thought it was straight hair.

But when Rok Soo take's Cale's body, he doesn't bother to try to cut it or keep it controlled.

So it's just this uncontrollable bouncing mass of red locks, getting longer and longer, and Hans and Ron are crying internal tears, because the Young Master won't take care of it, so if they want it to look presentable then they have to do two hours of work every day on his hair alone before the Young Master goes out.

Just imagine it. Cale Henituse, waltzing into a huge meeting with a lot of important people, but Ron wasn't able to get to him in time to force his hair into something presentable.

So it's like that gif. Just. Uncontrolled chaos.

'Your fucking mom, dude.' -> Frustrated response to someone, making a crass jab and a yo mama joke.

'You're fucking mom, dude.' -> The dude mentioned is fucking the speaker's mother and we can use the cursing as an indicator that the speaker is not happy.

Grammar matters or something.

How fun

New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid

Free for anyone to join in

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Im so glad i checked yhe og cale searh... usuallt i let it pile up bc i barely see new posts but ive been seeing your recent posts in the search and its made me so happy...

Your brain is a treasure trove to meee

Awe thank you so much!

I've been stewing on these ideas far too long so I just keep posting them lol

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Me and mutuals were discussing part-dragon thames hc for an au and these things just spawned in my art app

The idea that all OG! Cale needed was a single responsible adult whom he respected to sit him down and set him straight to prevent his self-destruction is so tragically frustratingly funny to me.

Like, it could have been Deruth, Violan or even Ron and he would have stopped.

I imagine that in a modern AU, when Cale's behavior first started, Deruth made the decision to go to therapy with his whole family to sort out their issues. Because Deruth loves his son and I do think that if therapy was a thing in Roan, then he would have definitely taken Cale.

Anyway, Therapist tells Deruth to get his shit together and sit with his son to have a heartfelt conversation because his eldest is more than the remnants of his late wife. They do that and badabing bada boom, issues are sorted and Cale isn't ruining his life and making himself miserable, and the family is close.

OG! TBOAH meet this Modern AU Henituse family and they are SHOCKED at how different the two Cales are, including Cale himself.

Then the reason is revealed and oooh boy, are there a lot of revelations.

"WAIT IT WAS ALL AN ACT?"

"All I had to do was tell him to stop????"

Funny shit.