I Am A Feminist, But My Inner Womanist Leaves My Body The Moment Inumaki Pulls His Collar Down. He Can

i am a feminist, but my inner womanist leaves my body the moment inumaki pulls his collar down. he can — infact i want him to — use me as his whore. yes, please use your curse speech on me. he can fuck me up ; any day, any time!

inumaki’ i am free every day, every day is the days i am free. hit me up, any time i will pull up and crawl back home after!

ii. baking oven | hq m.list

hey! hey! hey! to the haikyuu part of our cafe! sadly, i can’t speak in haikyuu’s nor am i as great as bokuto but we do offer some great steaming hot buns. hope you enjoy them!

▸ return to the main menu

▸ the schools are in order of first appearance & the characters within on alphabetical order.

▸ first come the scenarios, drabbles, one-shots, and underneath it you can find the multi-parters ( and/or series ) that way they are all easy to find.

▸ and of course, you can request/customise any dishes — works — here, don’t forget to look at our pamphlet first!

i. KARASUNO

‘ hinata boke! ’

SUGAWARA KŌSHI

▸ cinnamon buns | 0.9 k

⤷ as of recently your boyfriend keeps ditching you for volleyball and you were happy he loved it so much, but at some point sugawara needs to make a decision between training with his team for upcoming nationals or study with his girlfriend for their exams

ii. NEKOMA

‘ *kuroo his hyena laugh* ’

KOZUME KENMA

▸ nintendo messages | 0.4 k

⤷ in which a cute boy starts taking the same train every morning as you, you can’t help but keep staring until he speaks up

iii. FUKURODANI

‘ oya, oya, oya! ’

AKAASHI KEIJI

▸ 09:05am | 0.2 k

⤷ soft mornings with keiji

▸ happy mothers day | smau

⤷ your boyfriend wishes you happy mothers day... but you’re not a mother, or are you?

▸ shrek is shit | smau

⤷ you use one of kozume’s tricks to get your boyfriend to finally watch shrek with you

OTHER SCHOOLS

' *sakusa his face mask* '

▸ tongues | terushima yuuji

⤷ how terushima got his tongue piercing to impress a girl but failed… kind of

MULTI!CHARACTER

▸ white day/ valentines day

⤷ what they would plan for white day/ valentines

includes | sugawara, tanaka

▸ the quirks of: karasuno

⤷ what i think their quirks are

includes | the entire team & managers

i. BARISTA BAR | mha m.list

welcome to the hero aca section of our cafe. truly a lovely section. here you go, a menu card; you can order appetisers, main course, and of course deserts. truly hope you like your stay!

▸ return to the main menu

▸ the names are in alphabetical order

▸ the multi-chapter fics ( and/or series ) are located under the one-shots, drabbles & scenarios. so, it won’t get too confusing

▸ and of course, you can request/customise any dishes — works — here, don’t forget to look at our pamphlet first!

▸ cloudy nights | aizawa shouta

⤷ when a bright and loud girl comes into the 1-A classroom many old repressed memories already arise. he knows it can’t be him even with how quirks have evolve yet in the same moment aizawa promises himself he will not let history repeat itself

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

▸ oi, oi, oi | 0.7 k

⤷ as ( y/n ) impersonates the godly voice from one of her classmates that for some unknown reason drives them absolutely crazy, only to be overheard by said boom-boom boi

▸ you are delusional | 0.6 k

⤷ whenever a new person approaches your boyfriend confessing to him you don’t really bother until he inevitably screams at them and you go over there and make sure no one gets — physically or emotionally — hurt

▸ we don’t have time for this | 0.7 k

⤷ normally he is a simp in private but for a change explosion boy is a softy for his girlfriend in public

▸ be my ( fake ) girlfriend | 2.9 k

⤷ when the bakusquad ‘challenges’ bakugou by simply stating that no one would date him; he knows he can’t get a girlfriend in one afternoon so he asks the only girl he knows to be his fake girlfriend for the day. easy right?

▸ after care | blurb

⤷ about after care with baku-bitch

▸ it’s okay | 0.5k

⤷ telling someone about your sexuality is always scary. telling your boyfriend isn’t any different.

▸ canary | series

⤷ ( l/n ) ( y/n ) is a bright student, now standing in-front of her dream school. ready to start her journey to become a pro-hero; being put in life threatening in situation and making companions along the way. the last person she thought she would have running in her head on loop, is the explosive blond with a raging inferiority complex that somehow can’t keep his voice down… odd

▸ i like your style | jirou kyoka

⤷ in which ( y/n ) asks her classmate with a very cool style out to the dance

▸ showing fake love | kaminari denki

⤷ as his friends keep egging him on about this ( s/o ) from “a diffrent class” they want to see them/meet them. not being able to admit it was all a lie, he points at a random person hoping everything will go well

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO

▸ unicorn | 0.5 k

⤷ was it very logical to have your shirt off in the middle of class? no, not really. but would you hate yourself if you missed it? hell, yes

TODOROKI SHOUTO

▸ hold on | 0.4 k

⤷ cuddling with your boyfriend on a hot night

▸ april fools | 0.3 k

⤷ todoroki tries his failed april fools joke again but this time with his classmate

▸ lost in japan | 1.3 k

⤷ moving to a foreign country where you don’t know the way, the people or the language was a lot harder then you expect. lucky for you, a handsome stranger is willing to land you a hand… without crushing it

▸ speechless | 1.4 k

⤷ the three times you don’t talk and the one time you do

▸ cold showers | 0.4 k

⤷ showers with your icy-hot boyfriend are pretty cold

MULTI!CHARACTERS

▸ love language

⤷ what i think these boys their love languages are

includes | amajiki, bakugou, hawks, shinsou, todoroki

▸ consent | bakusquad

⤷ what the bakusquad does in ways of making sure you are okay; aka how do they communicate consent.

includes | ashido, bakugou, jirou, kaminari, kirishima, sero

▸ consent | dekusquad

includes | asui, iida, midoriya, uraraka, todoroi

▸ white day / valentines date

⤷ what they would plan for white day/ valentines

includes | shirakumo oboro

LMAO FUCK IT, I MISS TUMBLR. I’M back— LIKE I EVEN TRIED

not gonna be posting till next friday ( 16th of april ), don’t think anyone will miss me & i don’t want to make myself more important than i am.

i just wanted it to be known/ out there so that i have something to hold myself accountable as i lock tumblr on my phone for the next couple days!

ANYWAYS, when i do come back i will be working on cafe kacchan week which i want to do the week of the 19th. but it might fail as i’m studying for exams and stuff — but we will see <3

not sure which characters i want to make fics about yet so if you have any suggestions please leave them ; and i will put the 6 with the most asked or i have the best ideas for!

hey baeeeee!! can you please add my main blog (f0leysgurl) to your bnha tag list?? Thank you, I love your work!! <33

of course, bestie!

THE FIRST CAFE KACCHAN week had to be with bakugou, obvi. so, here it is. be prepared for a week of fics all staring the angry boom-boom boi as the love intrest!

⤷ this event takes place from april 19th till april 25th ( i changed it to a weekend bc i just don't have any energy to write for bakugou — i might post the others one day )

⤷ if you want to be added to the taglist you can find it here!

⤷ other works of mine are on my masterlist

⤷ and lastly i hope you have as much fun as i do this week — let’s collectively be simps

i. we don’t have time for this | april nineteenth

⤷ normally he is a simp in private, but for a change explosion boy is a softy for his girlfriend in public

ii. be my ( fake ) girlfriend | april twentieth

⤷ when the bakusquad ‘challenges’ bakugou by simply stating that no one would date him; he knows he can’t get a girlfriend in one afternoon so he asks the only girl he knows to be his fake girlfriend for the day. easy right?

iii. kind of sweet(s) | april twenty-second

⤷ sometimes — your friend — bakugou can be a total softy