Player, After Crackle Betrays Carmen: He Is Not The Love Of Your Life! He Is Just Some Guy!

Player, after Crackle betrays Carmen: He is not the love of your life! He is just some guy!

Zack: Did you know that if you microwave an egg, it explodes? Shadowsan: Shadowsan: What's going to happen if I go into the kitchen? Zack: ... please don't.

No funny gag for this one, I must return to my writing chambers at once.

@playerappreciationweek

Summary:

Carmen is the only person in all of VILE that would care if Player lives or dies. Or at least, that's what Player thinks.

(Made for Player Appreciation Week 2023, Day 3: "Who's laughing now, Troll?")

Doodles

It’s Player Week time, folks!!! Get your gremlin hackers ready!!! @playerappreciationweek

(Written alt prompt 1, "Get ready to rack up more frequent flyer miles!")

Summary:

Coarse ropes bite into Player’s skin, cloth fabric covers his eyes. His bindings are tough, knotted by expert, practiced hands. He’s not the first person they’ve done this to, and if history repeats itself, he will not be the last. Some have escaped, others haven’t, but both were far more skilled than Player. He’s no operative, he’s no trained thief, he’s a tiny, scrawny little hacker, and he’s- “Oh, calm down, Player!” He squawks as an arm wrap around his neck, inhibiting his ability to breathe as his attacker drags him closer. “You’re being so dramatic!” -Been kidnapped. By his own friends.

-- Or, alternatively:

For his nineteenth birthday, all Player wants to do is curl up in bed and sleep. Unfortunately for him, he ends up kidnapped by two overzealous red-heads.

Carmen Sandiego fans, consider: Carmen with a paintball or a BB gun.