HC That One Day The Main Group Was Helping Varian With Something.

HC that one day the main group was helping Varian with something.

He handed one of them blueprints and told them to “give it to the responsible person once they’re ready for it”

They spend the next ten minutes trying to figure out who Varian considers “the responsible one” until Varian sticks out his hand and says,” Alright, the responsible one needs it now.”

Thinking about how Ssere is right

thinking about how citrine and i both hate tts but are also both writing angst fics about varian because we love Exclusively him

*clears throat*

Let Player take a nap.

Let Varian have his five weeks of solitude.

Let Five be a proper member of the team.

This has been an announcement by yours truly.

Ranting about my comfort characters being friends because I’m sad

Varian and Player going off on rants about Alchemy and Hackology while Five pips in whenever she can and their friends watch on shook because “YOU GUYS CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER???”

Varian and Player don’t know how to fight, Five tries to teach them. It ends terribly and with threats of blackmail from AT LEAST two of them.

Player teaching Varian his version of modern tech, and Five teaching them both her version.

Five and Player getting into hacker wars so bad their friends have to physically stop them because “YOU GUYS ARE CRASHING OUR DEFENCES!”

Five just kinda... steals Ruddiger whenever Varian isn’t looking because he’s soft and fluffy and nice.

Five casually mentions she’s killed a few people and Varian pipes up like “Oh! Yeah I’ve tried... didn’t really work out.” And Player just STARES for a solid hour.

Similarly, Varian and Five listing their crimes and Player just sits there dumbfounded because none of his crimes ever hurt someone???

My doom scale solely revolves around how much serotonin my cat radiates.

Varian shouting “TEN ON THE DOOM SCALE! TEN ON THE DOOM SCALE!” In S3 EP4 implies that he both made a doom scale, and has memorized it enough to know what a ‘ten’ on it is.

27 + 48

20 + 40 = 60

5 + 5 = 10

2 + 3 = 5

60 + 10 + 5 = 75

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?