OC Memes Because Fight Me:

OC memes because fight me:

Mutant Hunter A: Alright, here’s your rights: you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used and-

Tip: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO RESIST ARREST!

Tip: *books it*

Mutant Hunter B: ...

Mutant Hunter A: ...

Mutant Hunter B: Does she?

Mutant Hunter A: I- NO! GO GET HER!

—-

Maverick: Good morning everyone!

Maverick: God has allowed me to live another day!

Maverick: So I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

—-

Maverick, laughing: you’re- oh my god the big scary mutant girl is afraid of water! This is hila-

Tip: *shoves him off the dock, into said water*

—-

Alternatively:

Zinia, holding Tip above the water: See? It isn’t that bad.

Tip, holding on for dear life: I swear to god if you drop me-

—-

Tip, after Zinia saved her life: Nice! Now You’re stuck with me!

Zinia: oh, cool, so what does- wait, what?

Tip: Oh, I’m your problem now! They wanted me dead, your gonna find out why. Don’t like it? Then kill me.

—-

Maverick: COME GET YOUR DOG

Mint: she don bite! :3

Tip, trying to stab Maverick: YES I F**KING DO!

—-

Zinia: Look, we aren’t mad, we just need to know why you have a fake ID.

Mint: *incoherent mumbling*

Forest: Speak up, Mint.

Mint: You need to be at least eighteen to hold the puppies in Crater View...

(They give him his ID back and make him promise to get the others some, dogs must be pet!)

—-

Daisy: Uhh... mom? I think I might be... a lesbian?

Zinia: ...

Zinia: Hold on, I support you a %100 percent, just give a moment.

Zinia, after leaving the room: Do I need to buy her a Pride flag? Would she like a pin more? Oh! Maybe a pendant-

—-

Alternatively,

Maverick: So, Daisy’s a lesbian?

Daisy: sounds about right

Maverick: And Tip’s bi?

Tip: Bicurious, but yeah.

Maverick: ugh, is there anyone here who JUST LIKES GUYS?

Forest, raising his hand: That would be me.

Mint: And me!

Maverick: *incoherent sputtering*

—-

Maverick: I hate everything you stand for.

Tip, without looking up: Then kneel.

I’m sad so here’s the songs from my current sad playlist and why they’re there:

(It’s called “Wine, Dine, and Cry” btw)

Pardon Me - He Is We

Purely for the whole “I’m slowly getting over you” aspect.

Fine! - Mal Blum

It has a calming, soft tune. The repeated lines of “You’re gonna be fine, you’re gonna be tip top shape and top in toes and fine” also helps me

Anxiety Song - Human Petting Zoo

I don’t have sacrifice myself for you, I don’t have to give up everything to make you pleased.

Interlude: I’m not angry anymore - Paramore

Not sure why, I just... sort of like it? “All of my worthless rage”

Not What I Meant - Dodie

A lot of her songs are pretty calming, but I have this one in my playlist for the line “I’ll do it if I have too.”

No Children - The Mountain Goats

I’m not a vindictive person, but sometimes I really just want to hurt you for what you did to us. It sort of.. reminds me of that thought

ART IS DEAD - Bo Burnham

Found it from Tiktok, I placed it in there for a couple lines, but the whole general theme of it just sort of... helps?

Sweet Hibiscus Tea - Penelope Scott

My anger is sweet and justified.

Bruno Is Orange

A sickly sweet sort of thing? The louder bit at the end can help me focus and ground me a fair bit.

My Mother’s Car - MX Makintosh

I really like the simple design of it, but also the line “I know that I’ll be alright, but I can’t really breathe so I’m in fight or flight.”

I’m tired and I hate this song - Cyberbully Mom Club

Not sure, but it’s nice.

Thank you, you’ve been spared

BRO THIS PROMPT GENERATOR GETS ME-

Well, that was dark

Deleted Scene from the episode “Be Very Afraid” of Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure! 1/5 This was my vision for Varian’s nightmare, since, to me, the thing he fears the most is losing Quirin and the damaging effects his alchemy has/ can have. (I’m mostly sad we missed out on jammie Varian/ seeing more of his cool room!)  Either way, this was a really fun thing to board! 

D-do you want me to ask for you?

hhng. thinking about my tts/toh crossover aus at late hours of the night once again. PLEASE send me asks about them. yes i have two seperate tts/toh crossover aus. this is what happens when i’m allowed to be interested in multiple things at once

So, Mage Marked!Tangled/BaleFire!Alchemist AU??? Anybody??

Just me? Okay:

- Varian is a skin witch who only realizes he’s even mage-marked until he’s betrayed the crown. (I’m thinking Varian accidentally using skin witch magic, pausing, and then spending the next two days screaming his head off in a forest)

- He gets the nickname ‘The Bale Fire Alchemist’ for being one of the only people to EVER stop Bale Fire (think blue flames that can burn anything, even water and use souls to grow) without needing to take down the warlock that made them first

- Rapunzel doesn’t believe he’s a skin witch at first so she lets him show her using her own body. (He cuts off her breathing for like two seconds and she’s shook)

- The rest of the main gang start asking him to do weird stuff with his powers. (“Can you make it so my legs are stronger? I wanna be able to jump higher!” “Can you make ___ into a chimera?” “What if you used your powers to stun that deer for us?”)

- The main gang + Quirin are really the only people actively willing to touch him at any given time? Because a Skin witch’s work by touching a person and then they have like total control if they keep holding on??

- Swords And Fire isn’t a popular series but basically: Skin Witches are very rare and dangerous, on the level of Warlock dangerous. (Picture Vivomancy and Artifcers as the main two types of magic, then you have Warlocks who can control/manipulate a certain element like electricity, fire, bale fire, etc) On general level, they function like Vivomancers (plant magic users), but they can break the chains that keep Vivomancers only using their magic on plants and animals, not humans. (So while a Vivomancers can’t stop your heart with a touch, a Skin Witch could)

- His Mage Mark is a deep purple ring against his normal blue eyes.

- Varian made Ruddiger temporarily into a chimera, after he was done he was very scared Ruddiger would stay as one. (He didn’t.)

- along those lines, Lance once dared Varian to make him into a chimera. Varian refused and nearly had a breakdown after because he could barely change Ruddiger back without messing up the poor raccoon.