LOUDER.

LOUDER.

You know, broomsticks would actually make terrible mounts. Unless you have a saddle on it or you ride it side-saddle it’s going to be super uncomfortable to sit on. So now I’m wondering if witches actually upgraded from brooms to something more practical to ride on like vacuum cleaners or just office chairs or whatever other mundane object was lying around.

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

Me: Trump is literally going to bring back internment camps- Everyone else: LOL, what, you're being RIDICULOUS!!! ~ONE YEAR LATER~ Everyone else: OMFG, immigrant children are being placed in internment camps Me: Bitch, what did I say

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON