Im Watching An Art Theft Documentary And Theyre Interviewing This Art History Professor From New York

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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*sees ‘Uke’ and ‘Seme’ in the year 2018*

I really enjoy your blog and its content and i like following you but I will never, EVER forgive you for making me remember that those words exist

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I cannot believe i am being called out for this when I used the term ironically, Vinn, I will destroy you

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

Every time I see someone shitting on people for watching dubs my lifespan decreases by 10 years. And this is coming from someone who speaks Japanese, ok

But there he found upon those distant shores, Enemies 'pon the rise But when he faced those savage foes His daughter stood aside

And buried deep beneath the waves, Betrayed by family To his nation, with his last breath, cried, "Beware the Daughter of the Seas..."