Tng Nine Nine Anyone?

tng nine nine anyone? 

No, no, no, no, William. I take it as a compliment. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

[image description: ten panel comic of a brooklyn nine nine scene drawn onto star trek: the next generation characters

riker: Oh hey, Captain, did you get my report on the Ferengi Treaty?

picard: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.

riker: Good. Thanks, dad.

[silence]

riker: Why is everyone staring at me?

troi: You just called Captain Picard “dad”. You said, “thanks, dad.”

riker: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “Thanks, man”.

picard: Do you see me as a father figure, Riker?

riker: No. If anything I see you as a BOTHER figure, because you’re always BOTHERING me.

worf: HEY. Show your father some respect.]

uhotty is maybe the cutest  (╯3╰) headcanon that scotty is a terrible but enthusiastic dancer. and that uhura doesn’t mind in the least.

“Carlos and I hold each other through the town. Passing two teenage boys dressed in scraps of airplane upholstery, gripping tightly each other’s faces. We help a lost toddler find his parents. We clear broken glass from streets. We walk home.”

We shade our eyes from the setting sunset, which kindles through a hilltop cleft. We talk nonstop about today, about tomorrow, about yesterday, about every possible moment, just talking and talking, because we almost lost our talk forever. We do not hear the returning echo of sirens across the valley. We do not hear anything but ourselves.

Stay tuned, next, for a silence that is all your own.

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