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Macaque: Lady Bone Demon gave me a “get better soon” card.”

Azure Lion: That’s sweet of her!

Macaque: I wasn’t sick. She just thinks I can do better.

Pantheon AU Things 😍

No particular reason I used this gif 🥰

OK, so here we go, time to do that eh uh, developing thing the kids are talking about nowadays.

In this au, Lady Bone Demon is freed from her tomb by Azure Lion Demon before she has a chance to resurrect Macaque.

Since they have similar goals, Lady Bone Demon reluctantly agrees to team up with Azure Lion Demon.

“Those in the celestial realm don’t care about the world. It’s about time that these people had some new gods.”

“And that god is you?”

He politely asks her to bring back Macaque from the dead so that he can achieve his second goal, which is reuniting his brotherhood.

She really does not want too

I imagine they argued about it for ten minutes consecutively before she yelled FINE

So boom now they’re an incredibly dysfunctional villain trio 💕💕

Azure Lion wants to free his friends from the memory scroll, which I’m assuming once belonged to the Lady Bone Demon (it’s written in oracle bone script, which is often associated with her, it’s also in her colors)

She knows how to use it, but she definitely doesn’t think that they should open it.

She was in a silly goofy mood when she made it 🥰🥰🥰

Macaque, meanwhile, is just looking for reasons to betray them. Any reason he can find. Just… absolutely going out of his way.

On their impromptu journey to get the memory scroll (which is chilling somewhere on Flower Fruit Mountain in Monkey King’s mystical junk room, which luckily, Macaque has access because technically he’s an exact identical genetic clone of Sun Wukong) They slowly start becoming evil besties bc… I love this troupe 🥺

With LBD’s future vision (which I’m just gonna say she has because she seems to have prophetic dreams (?) and is obsessed with destiny) They make a plan 😼

LBD gets to have her perfect world, Azure Lion gets to overthrow the gods, and Macaque gets to fully replace Wukong, everyone’s happy

except for everyone who lives in the world I guess

Lady Bone Demon: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? As in, you just know that someone is going to walk in and make you angry before they do it? Azure Lion: Uh… no? Macaque: *Walks in*

Lady Bone Demon: *Jaw clenches*

Lady Bone Demon Playlist bc I love her

💙 I don’t have Spotify 💙

Weirdly enough, lot of these are either FNAF songs or Neoni, and ironically, one written by “Bohnes”

I’M Not Sorry - Neoni

Angry Too - Lola Blanc (yes the Gacha song)

This Day Aria - … My Little Pony? It goes hard I promise

Who is She? - I Monster

I Can’t Fix You - The Living Tombstone

Dance to Forget - TryHardNinja

Bad Moon Rising - Morning Ritual (ngl I heard it first on teen wolf, this is from their soundtrack)

You’ve Created A Monster - Bohnes

Here Comes Trouble - Neoni

MACHINE - Neoni

Spooky - Duke Skellington & Kumiho

Bones - Imagine Dragons

Horror Show - CG5

Absolutely Anything - CG5

The Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At the Disco

dumb dumb - Mazie (honestly I think this one suits her the very best, right next to Machine & Horror Show)

If I got an amv or animatic of her to ANY of these songs that would be 🤓 RAD 🤪

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

Azure Lion: Without ugliness, there’d be no beauty in this world!

Lady Bone Demon: I suppose that’s true. Let us thank Macaque for his sacrifice.