Regulus Has A Slutty Waist This, Sirius Has Slutty Wrists That, Okay But Can We Talk About James And

regulus has a slutty waist this, sirius has slutty wrists that, okay but can we talk about james and his slutty thighs?

literally shawngus

Remus: What’ve you got on chapter 12 so far?

Regulus: *draping his entire body across James to get a closer look at Remus’ notes* Clearly not enough-see? Your notes are so much more detailed than mine!

Remus, the dastardly brains behind this plan: Where’s your quill? I can edit yours while James copies mine down. D’you have any extra ink, Prongs?

James, on his third sexuality crisis this week: Yeah, it’s under me- my bed. If you get me off- no! if you get off me I can- I think it’s-

Regulus, maintaining eye contact with a fuming Sirius: Oh! I’ve got some in my bag actually. Maybe next time, though, thanks Potter ;)

Yes I acknowledge the Corinthian is a murderer but I bet he’d give you an awkward thumbs up as encouragement for anything.

Iceman: Mitchell, can I be frank...?

Maverick: Can I still be Maverick?

Iceman: Oh my God, you're so fucking dumb....

Maverick: Well, that's not very nice, Frank.

Hangman: I never bragged.

Rooster: You once called your face "proof of God's existence".