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coffeecakie
1 year ago

wild

y r u french and 19 years old

well i’m not french. Thank God.

coffeecakie
1 year ago

the artwork is just *chef's kiss*

Image 1/5: An illustration of Crowley & Aziraphale from the show Good Omens. Aziraphale is contentedly sitting on a tufted chair: one leg crossed, reading a book, scotch in hand. Crowley looms, looking down at him with INTENT behind his eyes. He’s made quite a dent in his scotch. Aziraphale is completely oblivious.

Caption: I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 2/5: Crowley leans over Aziraphale, his knee on the chair as he sets his scotch aside. Aziraphale looks up and notices him for the first time as he idly turns a page.

Caption: There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 3/5: Crowley is fully straddling Aziraphale in his chair now, calmly taking off his reading glasses and setting aside his book for him. Aziraphale looks up at Crowley, curious, no longer distracted. He goes to set his drink down.

Caption: You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 4/5: Crowley leans in to cup Aziraphale’s face, his thumb between his lips. Aziraphale is flustered, blushed. The scotch is dropped to the floor and long forgotten as he tries to figure out where to put his hands.

Caption: You Fascinate Me (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 5/5: IN FOR THE KILL. Crowley leans in to kiss Aziraphale, one hand on his cheek while the other grips the back of his neck. Aziraphale sits up, leans forward, and gives himself permission to enjoy this. His hands are still tentative, but he’ll figure it out soon enough.

Caption: …So. (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie


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coffeecakie
1 year ago

😔

kinda weird that "patronus" in ancient rome was like. very explicitly derived from "pater" father. like. this dude who gives you money is like your dad


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coffeecakie
1 year ago

accurate

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them


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coffeecakie
1 year ago

I did not see that coming

Need The Top Minds In Moral Philosophy Here On Tunglr.website To Weigh In On This One (x , X)
Need The Top Minds In Moral Philosophy Here On Tunglr.website To Weigh In On This One (x , X)
Need The Top Minds In Moral Philosophy Here On Tunglr.website To Weigh In On This One (x , X)

need the top minds in moral philosophy here on tunglr.website to weigh in on this one (x , x)


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coffeecakie
1 year ago

we need more toxic homoeroticism like what those boys in scream had going on


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coffeecakie
1 year ago

just like me indeed

I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting


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moi
coffeecakie
1 year ago

damn, just straight up calling me out now

@shitting-in-the-woods

Me watching Spiderverse in the theater: Holy shit, this is an amazing movie. Hey man can you pass the popcorn?

My gay friend who bought the tickets, mad-dogging the screen: I need Miguel. I need Miguel. I need Miguel. I need him. I'll do anything. I'll kill someone. I need him biblically. I n

Me: Haha cool. Can I use your points to get a Sprite.

coffeecakie
1 year ago

@shitting-in-the-woods

The Noto Emoji version of face with pleading eyes but it has ten of those eyes arranged like in the mutliocular O (and also four eyebrows)

unicode consortium please consider my new emoji sequence idea: U+1F97A face with pleading eyes + U+A66E cyrillic letter multiocular o


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coffeecakie
1 year ago
They Peeking
They Peeking
They Peeking

they peeking 👀

[please reblog if you like it]

coffeecakie
1 year ago

@shitting-in-the-woods

are you trying to tell me something?

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coffeecakie
2 years ago

you're hopeless

it's great

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coffeecakie
2 years ago

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board


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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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2 years ago

100 percent, we have to keep pushing for that

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coffeecakie
2 years ago

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

THE ART IS SOOOOOOO GOOD

Crimson Rivers-Zeppazariel

James and Regulus first interview

Hallow is Hallow

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Their Pictures for the arena

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coffeecakie
2 years ago

sirius: I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

remus: that's not how it works, cariad.


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coffeecakie
2 years ago

sirius to christopher in atyd: everytime you talk, I hear the sound that plays when pac-man dies


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coffeecakie
2 years ago

@shitting-in-the-woods

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"


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coffeecakie
2 years ago

james, completely oblivious to things going on around him, writing some of the best annotations ever

Regulus: Is Potter…reading?

Barty: (shrugs)

*James scribbles in the margin of the book, grinning to himself.*

Regulus: Did he just…annotate?

Pandora: (grabs wrist) Regulus, leave it.

Regulus: Is it hot in here all of a sudden? (fans face)

Evan: Bit much, mate.

Regulus: (hyperventilating) What did he write? I need to know!

James’s notations: Imagine if hamsters had wings! Dumpling supremacy. Such a wanker! Shag already.


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coffeecakie
2 years ago

James: My stomach hurts

Regulus *staring at the empty ice cream container*: Did you literally just eat all of that

James: ...no?


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