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Batfamily as Quotes from How I met Your Mother

i miss your oliver queen facts series king :(

preboot canon ollie facts™

→ he’s a recovering alcoholic and has relapsed under stress a few times

→ he has chronic pain on one of his shoulders from an old injury

→ he mostly reads non-fiction and philosophy - mentioned authors he has read include ayn rand (lmao), marx, thoreau. he also seems to like shakespeare tho, he quotes & references him a bunch & in at least two (i think?) versions of non-comics canon he’s a theatre nerd

→ needs reading glasses :’)

→ worked as a columnist after he lost his fortune

→ loves jazz, hates rock and roll but comes around on it circa ga/gl era (i like to think it was because of roy being in a rock band then aw)

→ surprisingly introverted, for such a loudmouthed person ― his default coping mechanism is going incommunicado for months on end (he & i are both amazed by dinah’s patience i am sure) and he “doesn’t do teams” (though he is actually part of several lmao)

(from dc special blue ribbon digest)

→ has been arrested more times than i can count (i’ll attempt to someday)

→ was framed and then made an enemy of the state once

→ fbi has a file on him

→ one time he walked so far he accidentally crossed the canadian border lmao i’m aware that’s not an important fact it’s just fucking hilarious

→ was an active vigilante before the mcfreaking batman

→ taught the mcfreaking batman how to shoot

→ didn’t actually pick “green arrow” for a name, the media did

→ middle name is jonas (i don’t remember this weezer song)

→ has killed seventeen whole people

→ stabbed deathstroke in the eye one time

→ robin hood kinnie superfan

→ in some versions he’s actually descended from robin hood

feel free to rb & add on my mind always goes blank when coming up with these