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Is your pharmacist some percent Fae or something lol

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

There's an AO3 fanfic about exactly this for the 2023 mario movie. I recommend it 😄

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If this was a normal societal thing, kids would write horror stories about being eternally trapped in the school system

@gaurabama found a post that I think dad will appreciate in multiple ways

Chemistry-themed lifehack

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The more you look at this, the worse it gets...

Not to mention the part claimed ain't even related to their trailer. Warner Chappell apparently wants to use copyright to colonize MCYT, and that's rather disgusting tbh

i guess this is how warner trys to save faces instead of fixing their movie

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the minecraft movie is going to end with a man in a smiley face mask starting awake in bed and going "WHOA! that was crazy,,too bad it was all just a Dream"

sorry for the dmv bot spam there are a lot of good ones..

Fact check: the "divorce" involved 2 clay frogs, not the actual frogs. Considering that the floods continued for weeks...

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Chat does anyone else wish that Steve for the minecraft movie would have not only been animated, but also silent? Cuz I feel like one of the things that makes the minecraft community so nice to interact with in game is how we use the character to communicate without vc. Crouch jumping up and down while punching is a universal sign of peace, holding your shield up means suspicion/skepticism of the other player, holding your sword and getting close to the other player is intimidation

2025 trans agenda be like: there's no distinct genders. There's only t h e o m n i - h u e f o g

if we all drop these terms maybe we'll understand the uniqueness of bodies

"Today kids, we're gonna learn about something called internet piracy!"

We all gotta start commenting shit like “I am NOT taking my child to see this” on the Minecraft movie trailer. They don’t care about adult fans of the game, they care about parents who will pay for tickets for both themselves and their kids. Hit them where it hurts.

Doesn't tallarico lie about basically everything?

jack back will never be the real steve minecraft, the true steve minecraft. that will forever be the original voice artist of the original steve minecraft ‘oof’ sound effect. that’s right. tommy tallarico

Not to mention - where are the wolf's ears??

Also, why did they shave the middle of the wolf???

Like, honestly the fur and the shape wouldn't even be bad if it wasn't strangely naked in the middle for no reason? The minecraft model is not like that? Did they even look at the game models or did they just hear "block game" and roll with it?

Actually I have the same complaint about the terrain. Like, yeah, minecraft is "made of blocks" but not just any random sized blocks. The mountains are not made of bigger blocks. The flowers are not just very small blocks.

Idk the terrain is pretty, it just looks like a different game to me

"They were dating!" Some anon on this hellsite, probably

Oh hey, I remember this jeaney collects vid

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

Meanwhile the governments agree because politics and OH NO HIGH FANTASY CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA!

...something tells me that the Vikings never played a significant role in Christian Crusades or in fighting the Ottomans.

keep doing what you're doing, folks. but worse.

Uhh, the chroniton readings from this post are off the chart, uh... *walks away somewhere* hey Wesley, yeah uh we got a problem...

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.