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9 months ago

I can't tell who's funnier - you or Trump!

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9 months ago

!!!

DOCTORS GIVEN $1,500,000 TO VACCINATE 6000 PATIENTS! OMG!

Below is the incentive plan presented to doctors under the Anthem insurance umbrella which describes the FINANCIAL INCENTIVE to vaccinate their patients. I know my primary care physician has over 2000 patients she manages and I am presuming Big Pharma bankrolled this deceptive practice!

DOCTORS GIVEN $1,500,000 TO VACCINATE 6000 PATIENTS! OMG!

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9 months ago

Reminder that all generative AI is apparently fated to death by brainrot

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

The left 40% of the image is worth a million words 😂😂😂

Hey Warner Bros?

When react channels start making faces like THIS in their reaction videos to your movie trailer?

Hey Warner Bros?

You fucked up.


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9 months ago

...is he trying to kill the 2nd amendment by forcibly traumatizing everyone or something? Wtf

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9 months ago

Holograms are real technology, that has applied to stuff in the world?!? Where the holodecks at!!!

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9 months ago

When the political scene is so bad that people tamper their dad's social media just to prevent them from maybe daring to disagree with them. Smh

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9 months ago

1. Prolly that one trans-related bruhahaha? Idk lol

2. Tbf everyone's getting mad at those copyright bullies - they've forgotten what it means to make original content

3. Tbf they ruined their own mobile interface with immersion-breaking spoilers about actors and such - I want to watch Star Trek: Voyager, not necessarily have a list of actors shoved in my face every 15 seconds!

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8. Prolly cause now you have to wait 45 minutes just for a simple order - if I wanted to wait on my dinner after ordering, I would go to an actual restaurant! Why should a "fast-food" restaurant force a longer wait for lower quality? What the ****?

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9 months ago

😢🫡

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9 months ago

What the hell happened here?

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9 months ago

I honestly wonder if all of y'all's lingo is nonsense - how many of these terms are too ontologically vague to actually mean anything? (kinda like the concept of a chair, as explained by Vsauce)

hot take: people who believe in a gender trinary are just as bad as people who believe in a gender binary. like "you're either girl, non binary, or a boy" "wouldn't that just be non binary" that's not how it works. it annoys me sm when people try to police others identities just because it doesnt make sense to them. you're still shoving people into a box. let me be what i want.

9 months ago

That's nice, but I object to points #5 & 6 - Medical consent is a factor that needs to be taken seriously in this regard, and also only sith deal in absolutes.

People will say they support queer people yet perpetuate the idea that you can only have one partner

People will say they support queer people yet perpetuate the idea of the gender binary.

People will say they support queer people yet perpetuate the idea of the sex binary.

People will say they support queer people yet perpetuate the idea that everyone feels some sort of attraction.

People will say they support queer people yet perpetuate the idea that you have to be a certain age to be trans.

You can’t do shit like this and still support queer people. You either support all of us, or you support none of us.

9 months ago

I feel like all of this could be fixed if every multiple choice question on every form has NOTA lol

More queer people need to know that discrimination against intersex people isn't just bigots being bigots. It's rooted in the fact we live in a world that rejects our existence at a fundamental level.

There's only M or F on every job application.

There's only a M or F on every government form.

There's only M or F on everyone's birth certificate.

There's only M or F in everyone's mind.

Even in queer spaces, people ask if you are AMAB or AFAB. Terms borrowed from our community, then simply reduced back to M or F.

When you go to a doctor, they ask if you are M or F, regardless of how your body actually works. Any anatomy or traits you have that does not fit your M or F designation is met with pity or disgust.

You're seen as M* or F*, an aberration of what is "normal", a faulty M or faulty F, a body with a problem.

The intersex experience is being constantly reminded people believe I don't exist.


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9 months ago

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.


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9 months ago

???

The Catholic church just announced they will fully adopt wavedashing into canon.

9 months ago

Elsewhere being the Department of Multi-Universal affairs at SCP Site 87 in Sloth's Paw, Wisconsin...

“Oh my god! It’s been a while since I saw you. How are you?” “… How are you here?” “What do you mean?” “You're… Dead.” “What?” “YOU’RE DEAD! FOR YEARS!”


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10 months ago
My Take On US Dollar Denominations, Just So We're Clear

My take on US dollar denominations, just so we're clear

100 dollar bills are the fruitcake of money

They seem really nice, until you realize that literally nobody accepts that particular denomination


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10 months ago

100 dollar bills are the fruitcake of money

They seem really nice, until you realize that literally nobody accepts that particular denomination


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10 months ago

Plants have eyes?? (Kinda?)

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10 months ago

...why the **** would Bowser have the hots for his oppressor/a pro-toad-race Nazi? Wouldn't there be more agreeable possibilities for a wife, like Princess Daisy or something? Is the King of the Koopas vaguely masochist or something?

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