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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
Something that needs to be normalized is that we should all have the right to not be lonely; we should all be okay with being emotionally vulnerable with someone; with needing a shoulder to cry on during times of emotional turmoil; with being willing to be the shoulder for someone else to cry onto; with being respectful and supportive of each other; with being able to say "don't worry. I'm here. Everything is going to be okay." to others, and to listen to such words in turn from others.
Good grief there's more additions
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Ok but why does that orange weirdo/goober have plot armor tho
I bring a "fuck around and find out" approach to life that scientists like.
Fuck around
Come up with a ridiculous question
Establish a hypothesis, case in point: "If I fuck around, what will I find out?"
Test the hypothesis by fucking around in multiple ways to confirm, solidify findings, and gather evidence
Find out
Determine if the ridiculous question was answered by the data and evidence gathered through fucking around
What are the results found after fucking around? Was it expected?
Find out - Review findings
Did fucking around help or destroy your delusions?
Will you spill the tea (share your findings) to your friends, or will you be embarassed by being proven wrong by the results?
FYI
Ah yes, a bureaucratic shitpost
i did a bit that got so much attention the aussie pm legally has to look at it
so when oscar won the ausgp, the ausgp admin posted this
so i then went to the aus gov site and jokingly submitted an e-petition assuming it would get thrown out
it did not get thrown out. instead, it was then opened to signatures
when a petition gains over 50 signatures , it gets referred to a minister.
we got 171 signatures. today i received an update on which minister it got referred to.
it got referred to the bloody prime minister of Australia. albo. albo has to legally read and respond to this petition. it's likely to be denied but. still. it's on the goverment's desk.
also as a consequence, this document exists:
Ah yes, I remember this jeaney collects video
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
Oof
That feeling when you imagine these as shorts from FireDepartmentChronicles
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
Fraid that @gaurabama can relate
My grandfather has a brain thing right now that makes it hard for him to talk in more than one word sentences but he can understand people just fine and lately it’s been kinda pissing me off how many healthcare providers talk to him like he’s five years old. Like he can understand you. He can answer yes or no questions. We just told you that. You don’t have to talk about him to me like he’s not here.
I hate how some days insurance companies are like a scam with government-mandated participation
Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
Edit bc I'm seeing a lot of confused international reblogs: this was posted because of Hurricane Milton absolutely demolishing Florida this week after Helene went through and because US insurance agencies are kind of assholes. Stay safe out there and thanks for signal boosting!
Now that's funny!
Not twitter community notes having to check the UN for being lesbophobic weirdos 💀
what about future tense
in regards to the talk about consensual yeeting
present: yeet past tense: yote present perfect tense: has/had yeeted past perfect tense: has/had yoten
example: the Jotun had been yoten off the Bifrost
Papyrus has always had governmental connections - specifically, Undyne
I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
Why a mace as your weapon of choice for home defense? 🤔
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