Varian, Covered In Ash: Okay, I Have Good News And Bad News. Which Would You Like To Hear First?

Varian, covered in ash: Okay, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Quirin: Let’s go with good.

Varian: It’s very unlikely that I’ll ever do it again.

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

me, home alone, looking uncertainly at the contents of a full box of mac n’ cheese: aw gee I dunno is this gonna be enough?

Okay, so this is actually the first time I’ve seen this barring a friend playing the iTunes version for me in 2013 which I’d forgotten about, and... it’s amazing??? Techno Lord of the Rings soundtrack? Does it get any cooler than that?

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

The Valar: sooo how’s defeating Sauron going

Saruman: everything is going according to plan, don’t worry about my giant fortress and the army I’ve amassed, they’re for an unrelated project

Radagast: I named this hedgehog Sylvester :)

Gandalf: I’ve started a side business making and selling fireworks

The Blue Wizards: