Varian, Covered In Ash: Okay, I Have Good News And Bad News. Which Would You Like To Hear First?

Varian, covered in ash: Okay, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Quirin: Let’s go with good.

Varian: It’s very unlikely that I’ll ever do it again.

the most wrong I ever got any lyrics was the time my family was driving to a wedding and Livin La Vida Loca came on the radio and I must’ve been 7 at the most and I started singing along from the very back row of the van and I said “upside, inside out, wouldn’t ya be my milk cow”

and all I remember is my dad shouting “WHAT”

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

just finished season one <3

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……