Present Yourself As A Model Of Perfection. It's Good To Be A Little Vain. It Gets You Places When You

Present yourself as a model of perfection. It's good to be a little vain. It gets you places when you look effortlessly sexy. Opportunities you'd never be offered unless you sweated your ass off in the gym and sprung for the expensive clothes and haircut instead of that cheap shit. Looking your best should occupy that same spot in your mind as getting muscular.

Enjoy the 4th with a boy of your choosing

Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off

This is like a job interview, but you get paid in pounds.

I'm determined to be the best at everything, and so far? I'm succeeding.

Admire and critique your own body in the mirror for hours. That's how you develop your physique to perfection. And you LOVE perfection, don't you?

You used to find it strange when your buds took their shirts off at the park. It wasn't even hot out. Now that you have a six pack, bulging biceps, and sexy tattoos, you find it strange that they even wore shirts to the park at all.

You remember when you were small and thin. It puts a smirk on your face.