I make art I like to draw my au of deltarune and undertale so be ready to see that also sometimes i draw ocs(a worker for sunshine aveune
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Mike: The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Getting Me Banned From An All You Can Eat Pizza Buffet.Steven:
Mike: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Steven: Why’d you get banned? Mike: Touched the rat. Steven: … What rat? Mike: Chunky Cheese.
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