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2 years ago

Ace: I can explain.

Riddle: Can you?

Ace: Only if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie


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2 years ago

Yuu: I have a bad feelings about this.

Grim: What do you mean?

Yuu: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Grim: No

Yuu: That…..explains so much…..not for just you but for a majority of the people here.


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2 years ago

Trey: Cater! We have to go! There’s another overbolt!! Come out Now!!!

Cater: IM GAY!!

Trey: Not what I meant but I support you!!!


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3 years ago

Barbatos, drunk and crying: I just want Lord Diavolo to be happy. His mother died and his father treated him horribly. It's my job to spoil him after I adopted him.

Lucifer: You didn't adopt him.

Barbatos: Yes I did. Here are the papers.

Lucifer: It's a drawing Diavolo made for you when he was a child.

Barbatos: That's when I decided he was my son.


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2 years ago

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The Prophet/Prophetess: Ever since this journey started I have not stopped finding new and increasingly terrifying reasons to say that, in fact, I have never been less ready for anything before in my life.


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5 years ago

Gina: This drama is too much for me.

*leaves*

*comes back with popcorn*

Gina: Continue.


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5 years ago

Kidnapper (on phone): We have your son.

Amy: Actually, I’m holding my son.

Kidnapper (getting frustrated): then who the heck just asked for chocolate with a straw and made us cut the crust off of his PB&J?

Amy: Oh god.

Kidnapper: What?

Amy: You have my husband.


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1 year ago

Teo @any gold who isnt Niya : and on behalf of the church i now pronounce you BLOCKED AND DELETED, YOU MAY NOW KISS MY ASS-


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3 years ago

Draco: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Harry: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Draco: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!


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5 years ago

"It feels weird to know that a decade has passed, that we're saying goodbye to 10 years of our life just like that. But it isn't really goodbye, isn't it? I like to think so. But maybe that's just the child in me that's talking. The child in me that's not yet ready to let go of her childhood so easily..."

— New Decade feels


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5 years ago

The Pain That Was Hidden

To be my friend, you must first know how I came to be

And in doing so, you’ll find that there is more to see 

To this persona I built, hidden is a call for plea

After all, I, too, am a human wanting to be free

So ask yourselves, how much do you really know me? 

You see how I laugh with tears in my eyes

Yet not how I cry as I fall from the sky

Don’t you notice how my mouth feeds you lies?

Or do you only see how high I can fly? 

Don’t you realize how hard it is to rise?

I wonder if you notice the sadness in my smile

How about my tears? My struggle? Is it worth your while?

You must understand that I, too, am under trial 

Or you do realize that but are in denial

After all, how can I, of all people, be so fragile?  

One day you’ll realize that I am only mortal

Under pain just like you, don’t be fooled by my chortle

But today is not that day as you go about your way

But do not worry for I promise I shall be okay

After all, one day this will become my yesterday

I will fight until I can no longer, to you I vow

For I am a Queen and my pain is my crown

I shall keep on fighting this war much like how I fight now

After all, I can fight even with a gown

So chin up young one, make them all bow


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