Mike: Whether Or Not I Pay Income Taxes Is None Of The Government's Business.Steven: No, Well, Actually,

Mike: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. Steven: No, well, actually, it is. Mike: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Steven: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Mike: What did you do Steven? Steven: a Mistake.

Steven: cocks gun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Im bored so uh, STEVEN AND MIKE INCORRECT QOUTES :D

Mike: Steven, I sense hostility. Steven: Good, because I hate you.

Mike: I made tea. Steven: I don't want tea. Mike: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Steven: Then why did you tell me? Mike: It's a conversation starter. Steven: It's a horrible conversation starter. Mike: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Steven: Mike, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. click Steven: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!