When Youre Climbing A Mountain In Washington And Just Relaxing And Then You Hear FRANTIC Climbing Coming

when you’re climbing a mountain in Washington and just relaxing and then you hear FRANTIC climbing coming up behind you and you look and there’s a girl you’ve literally never seen in a torn satin blue dress climbing the mountain like a spider toward you at 100 miles per hour:

Vladimir : Are we really that unbearable together?

Stefan : Yes, we are. But if it comfrots you, we're also unbearable when we're separated.

A Series of Unfortunate Events AU - Violet, Klaus and Sunny Addams

“Good news, everybody!” Klaus announced, walking into the living room with one of his headless dolls. “I’m the eldest now.” 

Beatrice picked up Sunny- who had managed to escape her room again, they’d really have to replace that barricade- and said, “Klaus, I know that tone of voice. Dig up your sister at once.” 

Klaus sighed. “You’re weakening the gene pool.” 

That was about when they heard a loud explosion from outside. 

“Nevermind, Klaus,” Bertrand said. “Violet’s already out.” 

Indeed, the eldest Addams climbed in through an open window, still covered in dirt, ash and debris. “Learn to deprive me of my explosives before burying me, cretin!” Violet shouted triumphantly. 

“Kooky,” Sunny said, which meant something like, “The neighbors are going to love this!” 

It’s family first, and family last, And family by-and-by When you’re an Addams, You do what Addams do or die…

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Lyra: *something bad happens* God, is that you?

Asriel, from the abyss: God is not here and never will be and never has been!