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I give the people what they want 🙏
I like to think that they drink together at restaurants or bars — prefferabley restaurants because Billy doesn’t like Joe’s alcoholism. Billy knows he can’t stop Joe from drinking, so the best he can do is just make sure that Joe doesn’t blackout. Joe likes to rant and Billy likes to listend during these hangouts.
I also like to think that Joe usually goes to Billy for self-grooming advice. It’s crazy what a little foundation and hair combing can do, where has my favourite pathetic alcoholic 4chan user self-threat gone? All I see is an ordinary Joe (Finally a Joe joke).
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Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience
I have no idea how to post here, do the posts in communities also upload to the blog??? How do you even post in Tumblr communities???
Anyway, here’s a compilation of all the fake BBAU tweets. The one with Billy’s son is honestly inaccurate when I think about it, I think it should be Andrew and Baldi (mathematics teacher) because the personality suits them but does Baldi even know what sex is??? I think Billy is the only one who could make that kind of joke but also I don’t think he has the insanity to say it outloud, especially in a classroom.
“I can fix him,” no, Billy you cannot give Joe a lobotomy and savant’ify his autism, stop.
Joe could make Billy’s software 😳😳😳 become hardware 😏😏😏 if he causes sparks 🫣 in his internal circuitry 🤭 then he could tinker with Billy’s insides 😚🥰😘😍
He may crack sex jokes and he may laugh, but we all know that at night he’s going to cry while thinking about this.
Unfortunate update: The family tree got bigger.
Roxy, we (i.e. Corned Bread, Orange Juice, File) made so many El Gato babies that I think Billy’s Son should consider running for Loud House election.
Oh, good lord...
I madee him feel so good beos so why did he smack me with his car
Redraw of that one scene from OWM but it’s Beershine 🧤🍾
This is even better because Billy’s favourite food is canonically McDonalds burger, so I’m just imagining him sitting at a McDonalds after leaving Joe at a science convention with a bunch of strangers cause he thought it would force him to make more friend. Sorry, not friends, I mean “connections.”