Cornedbread - Is He Basic Or Just A Joke? He Is A Basic Joke!

squints *whip crack sfx.mp3* HOW OLD R U

I’m in senior highschool so don’t go too overboard with the sexy.

i've been cooking wok with wine and stinky cheese lately. can't keep the french boy outta me

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

Thank you for the plant, Lewis- please don’t leave me! I don’t know what will happen if I close my eyes alone…

Lewis I can’t feel my heart, the blood pressure is slowing and my arteries are clogging. What have you done.

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡just my duty . call a priest if you start feeling like youre being watched