Cornedbread - Is He Basic Or Just A Joke? He Is A Basic Joke!

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

My heart is all over the floor in pieces. Like Baldi’s vase…

tee hee :3 I wonder who did that :3

Women will literally accept that their loved one is replaced by a skin-stealer instead of going to the fucking police.

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

I’m sorry if this looks sloppy but I can’t get the idea out my head, in which Candy Princess literally fights Alex with the soda she steals from you lmao. Transcript below the cut.

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i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”