Im Sorry If This Looks Sloppy But I Cant Get The Idea Out My Head, In Which Candy Princess Literally

I’m sorry if this looks sloppy but I can’t get the idea out my head, in which Candy Princess literally fights Alex with the soda she steals from you lmao. Transcript below the cut.

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“Ohh Billy, it’s so sad that your girlfriend left you :( how could she leave such an attractive well-made charismatic widowed mam like you *cough cough* Do you wanna call me after this?”

-Mira Lane, I think

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

I headcannon that the hieroglyphics on the slates in Alex's realm can be shifted into whatever he wants.

So say that Olivia and Scrina bring Alice to his realm b/c Alice is a history teacher and she can probs translate it?

Scrina: I want to know what this means. It has always bothered me.

Olivia: *nods in agreement*

Alice: *looks at pillar of stone*

Alice: *With a disgruntled face* It just says 'pee pee poo poo'.

Olivia and Scrina: ......what.

*Very distant and bellowing laughter can be heard*

Tiara: Of course it would say that. Alex is a little shit.

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

Shoutout to Mira Lane, our favourite homewrecker.

they were just there at the right place at the right time