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3 years ago
Every Time I Draw Older Tristan I Swear His Hoodie Just Gets Puffier And Puffier

every time i draw older tristan i swear his hoodie just gets puffier and puffier


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1 year ago
I Dont Draw Much DFAC But I Actually Really Like Dave And Tristan, I Think Their Relationship Could Be

I don’t draw much DFAC but I actually really like Dave and Tristan, I think their relationship could be interesting… Maybe if Tristan’s pizzaria is success he can make a Birthday pizza next year!


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1 year ago

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."


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1 year ago

[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room


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10 months ago
@that-there-is-a-wierd0 Im Sorry For Bullying Him.

@that-there-is-a-wierd0 I’m sorry for bullying him.

Good Day For Writing Scripts.

Good day for writing scripts.


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9 months ago

Tristan and Billy’s Son hand on the window one traumatised child plus another traumatised child doesn’t cancel out the trauma, it just doubles it.


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9 months ago

Y’know… The best part… grins The sources of their traumas are from opposite ends of the child neglect spectrum. So there’s a good chance that what one hates, the other actually really wants, so they can’t fathom why the other person is miserable. kicks a rock

Tristan and Billy’s Son hand on the window one traumatised child plus another traumatised child doesn’t cancel out the trauma, it just doubles it.


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9 months ago
cornedbread - Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!
cornedbread - Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!

Teacher: Students, let's do an activity worth points towards the average. What is your biggest dream?

Zauchka: I want to be president of the United States and end corruption.

Tristal: I want to have infinite money to buy lots of robux.

Mini Billy: I want to die.


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9 months ago

Poka, what the fuck are you talking about. I think you’re describing Dave’s House, don’t tell me he also has a son named Tristan and shoots him with a gun because he opened his birthday presents too early.

Poka, What The Fuck Are You Talking About. I Think Youre Describing Daves House, Dont Tell Me He Also

Dw, btw, I understand this idea because Lithuania and Philippines really are similar, but what.

I think Billy lives in a small town in the Philippines, he has a little yellow house with a secret laboratory underneath his house, and from his balcony he has a beautiful view of the sea.


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8 months ago
P.1 Billy’s Son talking to an adult: Hello sir. How can I help you? The adult’s eyes are blacked out.  P.2 Billy’s Son pointing at a direction; guiding another a student by holding her hand: The computer room is open from 8AM-4PM so if you (…) Mara: Ačiū!  P.3 An adult is pulling Son towards them by wrapping their around him. Their hand rests on Son’s shoulder. The adult is blabbering about something while Son sits their silently half-heartedly listening. Son’s thoughts: People who buy NFTs are fucking stupid… The word, “fucking” is distorted and blurry.  There is an annotation in the middle of this doodle board: When interacting with other students or adult accquaintances, Billy’s Son is very polite and formal. Subsequently, he is also very emotionally distant. He is very honest with his feelings, but does not want to offend anyone. So if there’s nothing good to say, then don’t say anything at all.
P.1 Billy’s Son: I don’t like the smell of your breath so I threw away your drink. Joe: Who hurt you?  P.2 Billy’s Son: I installed a program that turns every application into a redirect for “Eek Penis!” Tristan staring in horror at his computer screen which is playing a youtube video titles “Eek Penis!”: Dude?! Tristan’s speech bubble is covering Son’s speech bubble as if he were interrupting him.  There is an annotation at the bottom left of the doodle board: When interacting with people he is close with or extremely fond of, he is blunt and petty. He causes alot of trouble but it’s only meant to be playful. Subsequently, this version of him is alot more expressive.
P.1 John carrying Billy’s Son piggyback style. Son has his eyes closed and has arms wrapped around John’s shoulders, he is happily relaxed. John has a neutral expression.  P.2 Billy’s Son giving his dad a glass of unknown drink. He looks quite happy, Billy is also pleased.  P.3 Billy’s Son handing Joe a bottle of moonshine, looking defeated: Fine… Here’s your drink. I don’t see how this makes you happy, when my dad drinks he shuts down. You do you, I guess. Joe silently looks at the child handing him a bottle.

In a way, by allowing people to misinterpret him as a sweet child, Billy’s Son is the best liar. He doesn’t even need to say a lie, instead he lets people make up their own stories.


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8 months ago

“Oh man, I really want to see the boys fighting, that’d be so funny,” I said as a jest. Yet watch me jolt up from the couch and immediately start drawing this at record speed. How did I make this in such short time, hello?

Oh Man, I Really Want To See The Boys Fighting, Thatd Be So Funny, I Said As A Jest. Yet Watch Me Jolt

I love tragedies so much that I awoke my artistic power. Just like Tristan’s golden power… Speaking of tragedies!

Oh Man, I Really Want To See The Boys Fighting, Thatd Be So Funny, I Said As A Jest. Yet Watch Me Jolt

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8 months ago
Zauchka: Oh Tristal, Why Did You Come From Sans And Not Quico?

Zauchka: Oh tristal, Why did you come from sans and not Quico?

Tristal: Why did a certain someone say he would come dressed as papyrus.

Mini Billy: Oh I'm sorry but Zauchka insisted on going dressed as "El Chaves del Ocho".

I was going to post it on Halloween but it would take too long


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