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every time i draw older tristan i swear his hoodie just gets puffier and puffier

I don’t draw much DFAC but I actually really like Dave and Tristan, I think their relationship could be interesting… Maybe if Tristan’s pizzaria is success he can make a Birthday pizza next year!


she Baldi on my Basic until I Education’ing
My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."


It’s 3AM and I was hit with the deus ex machina blessing of sudden drawing motivation. I love BBAU player designs.

Playing with hairclips :^)


Zauchka and fucked up “I drew with my left hand, I am not left-handed” Zauchka
[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room

@that-there-is-a-wierd0 I’m sorry for bullying him.

Good day for writing scripts.
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
Tristan and Billy’s Son hand on the window one traumatised child plus another traumatised child doesn’t cancel out the trauma, it just doubles it.
Y’know… The best part… grins The sources of their traumas are from opposite ends of the child neglect spectrum. So there’s a good chance that what one hates, the other actually really wants, so they can’t fathom why the other person is miserable. kicks a rock
Tristan and Billy’s Son hand on the window one traumatised child plus another traumatised child doesn’t cancel out the trauma, it just doubles it.


Teacher: Students, let's do an activity worth points towards the average. What is your biggest dream?
Zauchka: I want to be president of the United States and end corruption.
Tristal: I want to have infinite money to buy lots of robux.
Mini Billy: I want to die.
Poka, what the fuck are you talking about. I think you’re describing Dave’s House, don’t tell me he also has a son named Tristan and shoots him with a gun because he opened his birthday presents too early.

Dw, btw, I understand this idea because Lithuania and Philippines really are similar, but what.
I think Billy lives in a small town in the Philippines, he has a little yellow house with a secret laboratory underneath his house, and from his balcony he has a beautiful view of the sea.



In a way, by allowing people to misinterpret him as a sweet child, Billy’s Son is the best liar. He doesn’t even need to say a lie, instead he lets people make up their own stories.
“Oh man, I really want to see the boys fighting, that’d be so funny,” I said as a jest. Yet watch me jolt up from the couch and immediately start drawing this at record speed. How did I make this in such short time, hello?

I love tragedies so much that I awoke my artistic power. Just like Tristan’s golden power… Speaking of tragedies!




Becareful what you wish for, Tristan ☹️

Zauchka: Oh tristal, Why did you come from sans and not Quico?
Tristal: Why did a certain someone say he would come dressed as papyrus.
Mini Billy: Oh I'm sorry but Zauchka insisted on going dressed as "El Chaves del Ocho".
I was going to post it on Halloween but it would take too long