Dave: Haha! Those Robots Are So Funny They Make Me Want To Merge Without Looking!

Dave: Haha! Those robots are so funny they make me want to merge without looking!

Baldi coming from the opposite side of the road: Haha! Those objects are so funny they make me want to merge without looking!

Dave’s car and Joe’s Baldi’s bus:

peppino rizz

Why do you keep putting white men and women into my mailbox. It looks like a snowfest in here. Stop pepizz’ing all over my mailbox.

CHAT, WE WIN!!! BALDINA NATION WINS!!! Putting the W in Women. Amen 🙏

This calls for a celebratory animation!! It’s on Youtube unlisted because I’m having difficulty uploding video on Tumblr.

FINAL ROUND - Sea, Poetry, Blade

With the end of the second BBAU tourney, we have our winner!

Love her or hate her, Baldina 📓 reigns supreme!!

Tourney bracket chart.

Full rankings. All characters are sorted based on the % they earned during their last round in the tourney. If more than one share the same number, they then share the placements. Mikkie 🦿 is at the bottom because he didn't have any pre-existing matchups before round 2, so it was his round 1.

Baldina 📓 (round final: 48.6%)

Denied 🦈 (round final: 40.5%)

Frances 🗡️ (round final: 10.8%)

Carl 🌮 (round 2: 38.5%)

Juan 👓 (round 2: 36.8%)

Michael 🐍 & Taffy 🎤 (round 1: 48.1%)

Matchabun 🐇 (round 1: 46.4%)

Alien King 👾 (round 1: 14.3%)

Wildy 🆗 (round 1: 10.3%)

Mikkie 🦿 (round 2: 10%, no pre-existing matchups)

Thank you to everyone who participated, voted, shared, rooted for certain characters, and so on!

Thoughts are in the Read More!

Woman win. Women keep winning. Failgirl became Girlboss. She is the hashtag #Queen. Have you memorized your poetry lately? YOU BETTER!!!

All jokes aside, this was great. I honestly don't mind Denied losing in the end. He had a good run! Second place is easily better than last.

I'm considering doing yet another tourney like this one, but with everyone again, and then some (NOT ANYTIME SOON DON'T GET EXCITED). ScoreCount maxes out at 32, so I could bite the bullet and do that. Would mean finding a Baldi replacement (🥁), as well as nine more entrants. Oh God, that's so many...

Maybe like. Nicholas. Spoopier. Eddy. Axel. (shuffles index cards) Uhhhh Maldo? Time? Max? Karen? Or maybe more of the newer guys. Like uhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH oh God who is there, fuck, I'm not well-versed in those fangames. Leave suggestions if you want!!!

And by fangames, I do mean completed and shared mods. WIPs that never get released won't qualify, sorry.

I be real with you guys, I don’t resonate with my profile. I think Joe needs to look worse.

Baldi’s cooking show where he cooks chiks-gashi from Kracie. Find out more later after I clean my dining table.

arithmetic + is out dnsvcxdsan32931mkl.,{

I love math music, it makes me three to the second power cubed times the square root of twenty-five over the quantity of a plus one b equals… (sounds of a toaster malfunctioning).