Cornedbread - Is He Basic Or Just A Joke? He Is A Basic Joke!

Guys, what if we did a remake?

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Olivia: I guess I’ll be off then…

Billy: I suppose so.

Olivia: …

Olivia: Can you make me mushroom soup again?

Billy: I can’t make you mushroom soup because the conditions haven’t been met.

Olivia: Dangit.

Billy: We’re having quesadillas later. Would you like that instead?

Olivia: Would it be okay?

Billy: Yes, you are a family friend now.

Olivia: Cool.

Billy: You can hang your hat on the door hook.

Olivia: Oh, thank you.

Billy’s Son: !!!

Billy’s Son: Is Ms. Asmodena coming?

Olivia: No, not today.

Billy’s Son: Why not?

Olivia: She’s busy at the uh… What’s it called… She’s busy at some burger house.

Billy: I thought she worked at the gym?

Olivia: I thought so too, I have no idea why she’s there now.

Billy’s Son: Maybe she wants to try cook?

Olivia: Maybe…

Meanwhile in Burger Place…

(sounds of bruger sizzling and squeaking of metal joints against rubber)

Scrina: NO, NO, NO! YOU CAN’T PUT THE BURGER ON THE BUN, YOU HAVE TO PUT THE LETTUCE FIRST BECAUSE IF YOU PUT THE BURGER ON THE BUN DIRECTLY, THE BUN WILL GET SOAKED IN THE BURGER GREASE, AND THE BUN WILL BE SOGGY. SO YOU HAVE TO PUT THE LETTUCE, THE SAME GOES FOR THE TOMATOES AND ONIONS, ALL THE VEGETABLES ARE BARRIERS TO PREVENT THE BUNS FROM GETTING SOGGY!

Asmodena: I thought we were making burgers.

Scrina: FLIP THE BURGER ON THE LEFT, IT’S GOING TO BURN!!!

(Sounds of Olivia and Billy’s Son conversing)

(…)

Alex: Hello :3

Billy: …

Alex: I wanted to apologise :^( I’m sorry for entering your house.

Billy: …

Alex: Uh… I’ll just… Hang around…

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