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Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!

【She/her】【Autodesk Sketchbook + Flipaclip】 Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд (@Rpcsa8 on Twitter) Art tag: #corny creationsText tag: #loaf of textShitpost tag: #corn crap

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Billy: If it’s not too intrusive, how did you pass away, Mr. Alex?

Alex : Ah! Uh, uhhhhh, it was a suicide. I hung myself.

Billy: Oh… My condolences. If I may again, why is there blood pouring from your neck then?

Alex: They mutilated my corpse.

Billy: The, what?

Alex: The demon likes to play with their food.

Billy: ???

Alex: It was 2 years ago… Actually no, it was 8 years ago…

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Alex: I thought I would find peace in death, but when I died I went to a strange place. It was so bright, but it wasn’t heaven. It was warm, but it wasn’t hell. I was greeted by grass so green it looked like plastic, and a sky so clear that if it were night I bet I would’ve been able to see every single constellation. Not a single spot of smoke or snow, it was so different from where I lived. The place was so… Great…

Olivia: That sounds really nice.

Alex: Oh, the people were nice there too! I was really miserable but they made me feel happy. Actually, it kind of made me upset before! I died to get peace, not to become happy! (^ω^) But it felt nice so… Maybe happiness was better than peace.

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Olivia: Sounds like you’re describing a limbo, maybe pseudo-heaven? Usually other spirits describe their time in death as burning and pain. Or maybe it was a waiting place before heaven, hm…

Alex: It was like that for awhile! I think I was sent to the ring of… Nevermind, but somehow I ended up in that great place, so death wasn’t that bad for me! :3

Billy: Why did you come back to haunt the living then if it was so great? Also, the previous question hasn’t been answered.

Olivia yapping: Another thing, how would demons mutilate your spirit? When you die you just retain whatever last form you had before death. So how did a demon mutilate you if your body was hung? Wouldn’t your last form be yourself hanging? Unless you had your body mutilated THEN hung, but then that would imply you lived long enough to… What, that doesn’t make sense… What… I mean it’s also possible that you were tortured-

Alex: Sorry, I’m lost in the conversation :(;゙゚'ω゚'): what are we talking about again?

Olivia still yapping: -but you never brought up torturing- Wait, why am I thinking this?! Though there was a theory that… Yeah some other excorcist wrote once that… hm…

Alex: I’m so lost.

Billy: Me too.

Billy’s Son: You should hit her on the head and restart her circuit!

Olivia: HUH?!

Billy: No need for that.

Alex: Where were we??… What… What are we talking about??

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Olivia: We were talking about how you went to pseudo-heaven and came back to the living world to haunt people, and how it’s possible for you to be bleeding from your neck if your last form in life was your hanging body.

Billy: ???

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Billy: Please restart the conversation.

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6 months ago

personal question to you my dear friend. What inspired you to learn languages such as Russian and Japanese? Any interesting stories associated with that inspiration? :3

〔Short Answer〕

I’m very fluent in ENG but I was always lacking in my mother tongue, Filipino — specifically Tagalog. I was always busy trying to improve my FIL, so honestly, I never intended to learn JP or RUS. But then I joined the BBAU fandom and there were alot of foreigners (non-American)! Especially alot of non-English-speakers. I guesstimated that the most spoken non-English languages were JP and RUS because I saw alot of Japanese fans, and also there were three Russian BB mods so I figured that there must’ve been a pretty big RUS fandom.

Though, if I knew what I knew now, then I would say that there’s actually a bigger Korean ACTIVE fandom on Twitter than an Russian ACTIVE fandom — alot of the Russian fans are probably on VK or Insta…

But anyway, that’s really it!…

〔Long Answer〕

I grew up surrounded by alot of Japanese media, my dad is a total weeb but he watches Japanese anime the same way you’d watch American cartoons — aka, treats it like ordinary television. The Philippines has a very big anime streaming community, back then in the 1990s we had anime be dubbed in Filipino so we could air it on TV. And that attitude hasn’t changed in moderns time because have entire Youtube channels dedicated to subbing anime in English, and fandubbing in Filipino because we’re that big of nerds with Northeastern Asian media. So my parents grew up with anime, therefore I grew up with anime

As for Russian media, I only became aware of it much later on around middleschool. But at that point I only knew stereotypes, a far cry from the intimate relationship I had with Japanese media and culture. Only in junior highschool did I start to humanise the country’s identity, after I became a big fan of Boris, Ferry Nopanaman and CFMOT.

Combine those pre-established factors with the yearning to interact with the BBAU fandom as a newborn returner, I was pretty persuaded to cram JP and RUS with my FIL studies.


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6 months ago

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Olivia: Uhhhhhhhhhhh… Okay. You seriously don’t give nicknames? I thought that was a cute parental thing that parents do.

Billy hand gesturing flippantly: Eh, eh…

Olivia: …

Olivia: Okay! Back to the interview, go on, Billy.

Billy: …

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6 months ago

Y'ALL I HAVE A FUCKING THEORY

What if that section in Alex basics in biology and zoology was connected to the critical error screen seen in BBIEAL+

Y'ALL I HAVE A FUCKING THEORY

Y'ALL I HAVE A FUCKING THEORY

Since Alex is able to make his own realms or even like connect other worlds to his realm, he can have access to the critical error room and meet baldi perhaps

Y'all hold on let me cook something


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