When I Get Older And I Get To Hand Out Candy, I'm Gonna Dress Up As Either Laughing Jack Or Laughing

When I get older and I get to hand out candy, I'm gonna dress up as either Laughing Jack or Laughing Jill (Depending on if I have a bf to do it with me), and hand out candy with a sign behind me that reads,

"Definitely not poisonous candy"

-for the irony of it all.

I feel like everyone who gets it will be a real one. At that point, they are a true 2000’s emo/scene kid, and probably deserves all the candy anyway.

The best part is my idea to give out candy is to make a ginormous wind up Jack-in-the-box, and when they wind it up for candy, It ends to their dismay- and after a minute of silent confusion, I lunge out of my box holding candy in my claws.

Like- you have to make it cannon too yk???

Okay everyone, I just had a Coffee-induced revelation

How tf did Eren NOT touch Historia in the 4 years of training and missions they had together?

If Eren only had to touch someone of Royal blood to have memories come back to him, does that mean Eren NEVER directly touched Historia for the 2 whole years they were together in training and the 2 years they fought side by side???

That is absolutely wild to me-

The prices will start at $10

Most of The art I'm showing on here is incomplete because I don't add my signatures to most of my art that I keep, but I still own it; it is mine.

Fanart prices:

Neck up- $10

Bust up- $15

Hips/ waist up- $25

Entire body- $30

Oc Art Prices:

Neck up- $15

Bust up- $20

Hips/ Waist up- $25

Entire body- $30

Coloring/ Shading:

Monochrome flat- +$10

Color flat- +$10

Rendering- +$20

Backrounds:

Flat color- $2

Multiple colors- $5

Ground- $5

Closed Perspective- $5

Open perspective- $10

Daytime sky- $10-20

Nighttime sky- $10-30

Mountains- $10-50

Open water- $10-40

Forest- $20-60

Sahara- $10-35

City/ town- $20-60

Art styles/types:

Cartoon- Free with cost

Anime- Free-$10 (depending on art style asked)

Semi-Realism- $30-200

Realism- $100-500

Abstract- $5-30

Traditional- $10-100

Painting- $50-300

Digital- $30-500

SFW- Free

Nsfw- $20

NO 18+ ART

Please understand that these numbers aren't 100% accurate, only an estimation of what they will be around based on past occurrences.

My art prices can be altered to the will of the buyer based on what they desire to what extent.

-Lala

JEFFREY WOODS/ THE KILLER HEADCANNONS:

- Jeff only had enough time to burn off his too eyelids, so he still has his bottom ones.

- When Jeff goes to sleep, his eyes roll down to his bottom eyelids for protection.

- Jeff doesn’t sleep often.

- The only time Jeff sleeps is when he gets so exhausted, he passes out.

- The best time to talk to Jeff is after he wakes up from sleep.

- 1-2 days before Jeff passes out, he’s in a really bad mood because he’s so tired.

- Jeff an BEN are best friends, change my mind.

- One of the reason’s Jeff is so hard to kill is because of the nerve damage occurring after he had been burnt.

- Jeff has some neurological disorders occurring from the fire such as ADHD and schizophrenia.

- Jeff lost his sense of smell since his nose burnt off, so it makes it harder for him to determine the weather and taste certain foods.

- Jeff had a Beyonce phase when he was younger

- Although Jeff is logically a proxie under Slenderman, he isn’t ordered to do nearly as much as other proxies because he can be a handful.

- Jeff has the best comebacks.

- Jeff has an emo haircut that is just damaged hair; but it often goes flat because he doesn’t shower often and his hair gets greasy asf.

- Jeff normally smells like pinewood and fresh-cut grass with a hint of metal.

I feel like this Has to be cannon-

Since Eyeless Jack is a keen hunter, he obviously has a great sense of smell.

If Eyeless Jack had a female lover, he could probably smell if she was on or about to be on her period.

I can just smell the scenario in my head.

Ej: “Something smells off.”

Y/N: “What?”

Ej: “Nvm. It’s probably nothing. I have to go out and get some new cleaning supplies. I’ll be back in an hour.”

Y/N: “Okay. I’ll be here.”

Ej: *Goes to the store and grabs supplies, pads, and snacks.*

1 hour later

Y/N: *doing laundry* “Hey, welcome back.”

Ej: “I knew it.”

Y/N: “Knew what?”

Ej: “I got some stuff for you.”

Y/N: “What? Why?”

Ej: *Pulls out walmart bag*

Y/N: “Wait- how did you-?”

Ej: “Don’t ask, just take the bag. I’ll finish up the laundry.”

Y/N: “No, I’ll finish-.”

Ej: “I insist.”

Y/N: “Fine… you’re the best. Thank you.”

LIKE YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT ISN’T ADORABLE WITHOUT LYING TO YOURSELF!!

Ej would seriously be the perfect lover for a woman because he would be able to smell her pheromones and if she’s injured. For all I know, he would be able to track her scent like some hunting dog!

I'm starting art commissions to save up moneh for my bestie.

This is some art showing what I'm capable of,I'm making a second post if you're interested.