When I Get Older And I Get To Hand Out Candy, I'm Gonna Dress Up As Either Laughing Jack Or Laughing

When I get older and I get to hand out candy, I'm gonna dress up as either Laughing Jack or Laughing Jill (Depending on if I have a bf to do it with me), and hand out candy with a sign behind me that reads,

"Definitely not poisonous candy"

-for the irony of it all.

I feel like everyone who gets it will be a real one. At that point, they are a true 2000’s emo/scene kid, and probably deserves all the candy anyway.

The best part is my idea to give out candy is to make a ginormous wind up Jack-in-the-box, and when they wind it up for candy, It ends to their dismay- and after a minute of silent confusion, I lunge out of my box holding candy in my claws.

Like- you have to make it cannon too yk???

I have some new Creepypasta Head-cannons for Eyeless Jack, BEN, and Jeff.

Eyeless Jack:

- Eyeless Jack occasionally buys tampons for his eye sockets because they have a flow of a period; constantly fluctuating.

- The tar from his eyes occasionally makes the skin around his eyes really sore from burning it.

- Y/N totally was wondering where her tampons went until she ran into EJ, and saw one in his eye.

- Y/N started buying him his own afterwards

- One time, EJ and Y/N ran out of tampons, so he stole some of Y/N’s pads and wore them like eye patches.

- Y/N bullied him out of ever doing that again.

Y/N: “What's that in ur eyes?”

Ej: "Eye plugs so my tar doesn't spill everywhere."

Y/N: “Oh C'mon, it can't be that bad.” *takes soaked tampons outta his eye sockets*

Ej: *His eyes gush out tons of endless tar*

Y/N: *Gets soaked in tar and it spills all over the floor* “Fuck.”

BEN:

- BEN saw that EJ was using tampons to stop his tar flow, and since his flow was literally only blood; like a girls period; he tried to do the same thing.

- Jeff walked in and totally bullied him for it.

Jeff: *Enter’s Ej’s room with BEN*

EJ: *Tar starts flowing out*

Jeff: “Stop leaking bro.”

EJ: “I CAN’T STOP IT.”

BEN: “I get you bro.”

- BEN was super embarrassed abt this situation, so he made Jeff SWEAR not to tell anyone.

- Jeff can’t keep a secret though and BEN knew that.

- BEN and Jeff are best frienemies.

Jeff:

-After seeing both EJ and BEN wear tampons and pads on their face; Jeff surprised them with a box of it for Christmas

Jeff: “Hey BEN, you know that Ipad you wanted?”

BEN: “OMG!” *Tears open gift* “Wth is this?” *Grabs a box of pads out*

Jeff: “EYE PADS!”

BEN: “FOR FUCKS SAKE JEFF, LET IT GO!”

Jeff: “IN YOUR DREAM TAMPON TILLY!!!”

- Jeff never let BEN live it down, on the other hand; he was too scared to bully EJ abt it because he didn’t want to wake up on the operating table one day.

- Jeff also has a sleep cycle since he struggles to sleep

- Day one after waking up, he’s nice and refreshed; but over the course of the week, he becomes more and more cruel and violent.

- Eventually, he ‘s able to fall asleep if he wears an eye covering and puts in eyedrops.

- That prank was definitely one of his nicer ones towards BEN.

Ok- but this could be us…

But you say you’re not into it… :(

Don’t be lame, join meeeee!!!

Working on a new art piece... thoughts?

Tumblr, it’s time for you to see the greatest ship of all…

Slenderman x Lorax -friends to lovers-

“Save the Trees”

Or if you like it spicy

Slenderman x Onceler -Enemies to Lovers-

“How Bad can I be?”

…What am I doing thinking of this at 11:00 at night 😭

Attack on Titan Headcannons:

Levi-

- He’s actually great at Ice skating, he just doesn’t usually have any time to go. He will never tell anyone that he can skate either.

- After Erwins death, Levi vowed to never love someone ever again because the pain was unbearable.

- When Hange died, he decided not to get attached to people anymore; because they always seem to leave him anyways.

- When Levi was put in a wheelchair for life, instead of taking it like a retirement; he became suicidal

- Sometimes when he misses everyone, he asks for someone to push him to the beach; and he sits there, talking to everyone as the waves crash against the shore.

- Levi died young- around the age of 55-65, because he stuffered from a ton of physical and psychological damage that messed up his immune system.

Mikasa-

- Even After her marriage to Jean, Mikasa often has dreams about what life would’ve been like if she were with Eren instead. (Obv she doesn’t tell anyone this)

- Mikasa developed Anxiety after Eren’s death, and is a little over-protective of her children.

- She totally taught her kids to fight. (She beat up Jean as an example)

- When Armin became the new Commander of the Survey Corps, she only stayed for another year or two before leaving.

- Jean and Armin have forced Mikasa to go to a couple sessions of Therapy, and she traumatized the therapist instead.

-Mikasa has frequent Night terrors of having to cut off Eren’s head.

-Mikasa never grew her hair out because it reminded her of Eren.

-Mikasa hand washes her scarf often, because she’s afraid someone else will ruin it; and it means too much for her to lose it.

Armin-

- He was actually a great commander, because after the wars and Eren’s passing, He became more stern and less playful like he used to be.

- Armin still has the inner child in him, but he only lets it out with his S/O, and the other cadets that were with him when he was going through everything.

-He tends to have nightmares of when he became a burnt chicken nugget.

-He’s forced Mikasa to go to Therapy a couple of times; and it helped a little bit, but the therapist ended up traumatized too.

- He is still obsessed with the beach, and secretly he hopes that Levi can hear him from the other side when he talks to the water about how life is going on so far.

- He’s had a diary all along, and writes down everything into the book.

Eren-

- By season 4, since Eren was no longer able to show his emotions to anyone he trusted, he decided to write everything down in a Diary, since he’d read Armins and liked the idea.

- Eren was actually a very emotional person, but he shielded his heart in hopes that he could set everyone he loved free. Even if it killed him inside and out.

- Eren turned into a bird because a flying bird represents freedom, and his one goal that he managed to do wasn’t kill all titans, but rather see his people free. It was a representation of his spirit.

- Eren loved Mikasa too much to put into words, so even if it meant hurting her, he would do anything to keep her safe.

- He wrote down this on one page of the diary, “I wish I could tell everyone how sorry I am and how much I care about them, but it will ruin my mission. I know that Jean and I never got along, and I’m sure he hates me but; Mikasa, I really hope that you learn to love Jean. If anyone is worthy of your love, it’s him. Jean is a great guy, and when he looks at you, Mikasa, I can see it in his eyes. I hope that you understand that I’ve always loved you, so I need to give you Freedom. Even if it means we can never be together. Armin, Im sure you will be a great commander, but I hope the idea of sending people to their death doesn’t overtake his heart. I will miss you all, Eren.”

Jean-

- He was the one who opened Eren’s diary after his death; being petty and all- and began reading it out loud to Connie and Reiner because he was hoping to find something to tease his ‘Frenemy’ with after his death. Instead he ended up putting the book back and later crying alone in his room. He respected Eren the most after that incident. He told Connie and Flotch not to tell anyone about that.

- He did like Eren, but they argued a lot and was pissed about when he talked down on Mikasa the way he did.

- Jean had fallen in love with Mikasa in season one, and knew that Eren had her heart all the way; so when he found out that Eren wanted to give her heart to Jean because he trusted him after all of those years they seemed to hate each other, he couldn’t hold in his emotions.

- In order to protect Mikasa, Jean made sure to hide Eren’s diary and gave it to Armin for safe keeping. (Armin cried when he read the diary too.)

- Mikasa mean everything to Jean; she was his whole world, so he would commonly buy her gifts- and never asked for her to take off the scarf.

- Jean was actually really good at art, and would commonly paint pictures of his memories during his Survey corps. He would hang them in the walls of his house as memories of everyone, and had even managed to paint Sasha year one. That painting meant a lot to him.

Connie-

- Connie developed PTSD after the war was over, and left the Survey corps.

- He was pen pals with everyone after leaving, but he usually talked to Jean to see how his life with Mikasa was going.

- Connie was The Godfather of Jean’s kids

- Although Connie never liked returning back home, he did it regularly for holidays, and eventually rejoined the Survey corps.

- Connie sometimes went to see Levi, but Levi seemed to be getting really sick by the age 48.

- Sometimes at night, he would look up at the stars and talk to Sasha hoping that he could hear him. (Sasha never left him, and would listen to him speak to her as a ghost)

- Connie regularly left food out on his porch for the poor kids to eat, hoping that Sasha’s spirit would find him that way.

Annie-

- She ended up marrying Armin, but commonly avoided most of the new cadets in fear she would be judged.

- After leaving her Crystal, she was devastated to hear how many of her friends had died or changed.

- Annie taught Armin more about fighting, and in return, Armin would educate her in math and science.

- Armin would tell Annie stories about things that happened while she was in the Crystal, and Annie was always up to listen to them.

- Annie was still in the Survey corps, she was just too nervous to talk to most of the new cadets.

Gabi-

- Most days when she thinks about the titans, she remembers and regrets when she killed Sasha.

- Gabi goes to gun ranges to practice shooting, and lets out all of her emotions that way.

- Gabi joined the Survey corps at 15 under commander Armin, and became a proud Cadet in memory of Sasha.