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I Feel Like This Has To Be Cannon-
I feel like this Has to be cannon-
Since Eyeless Jack is a keen hunter, he obviously has a great sense of smell.
If Eyeless Jack had a female lover, he could probably smell if she was on or about to be on her period.
I can just smell the scenario in my head.
Ej: “Something smells off.”
Y/N: “What?”
Ej: “Nvm. It’s probably nothing. I have to go out and get some new cleaning supplies. I’ll be back in an hour.”
Y/N: “Okay. I’ll be here.”
Ej: *Goes to the store and grabs supplies, pads, and snacks.*
1 hour later
Y/N: *doing laundry* “Hey, welcome back.”
Ej: “I knew it.”
Y/N: “Knew what?”
Ej: “I got some stuff for you.”
Y/N: “What? Why?”
Ej: *Pulls out walmart bag*
Y/N: “Wait- how did you-?”
Ej: “Don’t ask, just take the bag. I’ll finish up the laundry.”
Y/N: “No, I’ll finish-.”
Ej: “I insist.”
Y/N: “Fine… you’re the best. Thank you.”
LIKE YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT ISN’T ADORABLE WITHOUT LYING TO YOURSELF!!
Ej would seriously be the perfect lover for a woman because he would be able to smell her pheromones and if she’s injured. For all I know, he would be able to track her scent like some hunting dog!
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Okay everyone, I just had a Coffee-induced revelation
How tf did Eren NOT touch Historia in the 4 years of training and missions they had together?
If Eren only had to touch someone of Royal blood to have memories come back to him, does that mean Eren NEVER directly touched Historia for the 2 whole years they were together in training and the 2 years they fought side by side???
That is absolutely wild to me-
I have some new Creepypasta Head-cannons for Eyeless Jack, BEN, and Jeff.
Eyeless Jack:
- Eyeless Jack occasionally buys tampons for his eye sockets because they have a flow of a period; constantly fluctuating.
- The tar from his eyes occasionally makes the skin around his eyes really sore from burning it.
- Y/N totally was wondering where her tampons went until she ran into EJ, and saw one in his eye.
- Y/N started buying him his own afterwards
- One time, EJ and Y/N ran out of tampons, so he stole some of Y/N’s pads and wore them like eye patches.
- Y/N bullied him out of ever doing that again.
Y/N: “What's that in ur eyes?”
Ej: "Eye plugs so my tar doesn't spill everywhere."
Y/N: “Oh C'mon, it can't be that bad.” *takes soaked tampons outta his eye sockets*
Ej: *His eyes gush out tons of endless tar*
Y/N: *Gets soaked in tar and it spills all over the floor* “Fuck.”
BEN:
- BEN saw that EJ was using tampons to stop his tar flow, and since his flow was literally only blood; like a girls period; he tried to do the same thing.
- Jeff walked in and totally bullied him for it.
Jeff: *Enter’s Ej’s room with BEN*
EJ: *Tar starts flowing out*
Jeff: “Stop leaking bro.”
EJ: “I CAN’T STOP IT.”
BEN: “I get you bro.”
- BEN was super embarrassed abt this situation, so he made Jeff SWEAR not to tell anyone.
- Jeff can’t keep a secret though and BEN knew that.
- BEN and Jeff are best frienemies.
Jeff:
-After seeing both EJ and BEN wear tampons and pads on their face; Jeff surprised them with a box of it for Christmas
Jeff: “Hey BEN, you know that Ipad you wanted?”
BEN: “OMG!” *Tears open gift* “Wth is this?” *Grabs a box of pads out*
Jeff: “EYE PADS!”
BEN: “FOR FUCKS SAKE JEFF, LET IT GO!”
Jeff: “IN YOUR DREAM TAMPON TILLY!!!”
- Jeff never let BEN live it down, on the other hand; he was too scared to bully EJ abt it because he didn’t want to wake up on the operating table one day.
- Jeff also has a sleep cycle since he struggles to sleep
- Day one after waking up, he’s nice and refreshed; but over the course of the week, he becomes more and more cruel and violent.
- Eventually, he ‘s able to fall asleep if he wears an eye covering and puts in eyedrops.
- That prank was definitely one of his nicer ones towards BEN.
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When I get older and I get to hand out candy, I'm gonna dress up as either Laughing Jack or Laughing Jill (Depending on if I have a bf to do it with me), and hand out candy with a sign behind me that reads,
"Definitely not poisonous candy"
-for the irony of it all.
I feel like everyone who gets it will be a real one. At that point, they are a true 2000’s emo/scene kid, and probably deserves all the candy anyway.
The best part is my idea to give out candy is to make a ginormous wind up Jack-in-the-box, and when they wind it up for candy, It ends to their dismay- and after a minute of silent confusion, I lunge out of my box holding candy in my claws.
Like- you have to make it cannon too yk???
Ok- but this could be us…
But you say you’re not into it… :(
Don’t be lame, join meeeee!!!