In A Text Convo Between Neji & Tenten

in a text convo between neji & tenten ˚ ༘♡

tenten: hi i have a question

neji: yes i’d still love you if you were a worm.

neji: yes i’d cry if you died.

neji: yes i still love you.

neji: no i don’t want to break up.

tenten: thank you :) <3

Imagine having to share a (small) bed with Naruto before either of you know your romantic feelings for each other >:3c

getting all blushy and shy and awkward… trying not to touch each other in any way that could be considered as lewd…

i think he’s incredibly sweet, so if you’re not all that familiar with each other, he makes sure you both sleep with your backs pressing against each other instead of spooning or something like that.

but since he has a crush on you, his heart starts pounding each time you move even an inch against him, like even at the slightest of movements. it’s even worse if you have to share a blanket because then his body heat is pouring into yours and vice versa, and he’s getting slightly sweaty because of the warmth, but at the same time he’s scared of moving and waking you up; he doesn’t even dare to THINK of asking if it’s all right if he takes his t-shirt off, the poor man!

so he’s just silently suffering and is all pent up and tense. and since he’s tall and beefy and muscular, he’s also too big for the bed, so he has to be careful that he doesn’t fall out of it throughout most of the night — all while making sure that he’s giving you way more space than you actually need and that you’re comfortable enough to sleep.

he’s all groggy in the morning and his hair is messy, blonde strands facing every direction, and his voice is deep when he asks you if you slept well. i think he passes out the second he gets the room to himself even though he’s secretly enjoyed the whole suffering part much more than he expected.

he’d do it again if he had the chance. but maybe this time he’d try to be a bit smooth and would ask if it’s okay if he spoons you so that you can save up on some much needed space, nothing more!

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

Well folks my next hard hitting meme is here