Crude Imitations Of Barriers

Crude Imitations of Barriers

Having heard what has been asked of Gale by his goddess, Slate goes to check on him, and they both have to cross the barriers they have constructed to face the difficult questions. What are they? And what can they allow themselves to do next?

Crude Imitations of Barriers (2618 words) by CrabsWithSticks Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gale/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Gale (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Sharing a Bed, What Are We, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Developing Relationship, Vulnerability, Touch-Starved Series: Part 2 of A Clean Slate

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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

Today I learnt that men used to store things in their codpieces, kind of like how women today store things in their bras???

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