But What About Claire?

But what about Claire?

When they find out you are in danger: [Resident evil preference]

Leon: When he finds out you are in danger, nothing will stop him from jumping in head first into the situation to save you and when he does, all hell will break loose on the people who did this to you. When he finds you, he would immediately help you out and even add a bit of sarcasm to lighten the mood. “Did you tell them I was gonna come for you?” “Well, yeah but apparently they didn’t listen…”

Chris: When he finds out you are in danger, he would immediately rally his team, even if his commanders don’t allow it. Whatever consequences he has to face, he will think about it later. You are the priority and he has to ensure your safe escape from the dangerous situation.

Piers: He is ready for everything to save you, even disobeying orders and venturing alone to help you. When he finds you and safely escort you out, he would hug you tightly and promise to never let you get in such a situation again.

Jake: He would be outraged and nothing and no one can stop him from going on a rampage to rescue you, punching and shooting anyone who gets in his way. When he finds you, his rage would quiet down and all he thinks about is getting you out of there.

Wesker: He would do everything to find you and would go rescue you without second thought. When he finds you, he won’t have mercy on the people who kidnapped you and would make sure their deaths are slow and painful.

Ada: She would thoroughly think of a plan to sneak in and get you away from the place by drawing as little attention as possible. After all, she isn’t crazy to charge headfirst into an area with an unknown number of enemies.

Helena: She would be very worried and at first wouldn’t know what to do. She will most likely ask Leon for backup to go and rescue you. The moment she sees you, she would hug you tightly and tell you she is sorry and that everything will be alright before helping you get out.

Sherry: She would be super scared and stressed and would most likely need someone to talk some sense into her. When she calms down, she would think of a plan to save you. She would become rather ferocious to the people who kidnapped you and wouldn’t hesitate to kill anyone who gets in her way until you are safely out of danger.

Lily: (loses James in a crowd)

Lily: I'm in love with Severus Snape!

James: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!

Lily: Found him.

Um, can we get this in a two-player Legend of Zelda, please?  This is gold, and I need this in my life.  Imagine going through a rough patch with your significant other or best friend.  Take turns being Zelda and find all the ways to screw over Link to work through the frustration.  I would 100% buy this if someone can make this happen.

Concept: a Legend of Zelda game where the “dungeons” are part of an ancient Hyrule-wide defence grid that’s been corrupted by Ganon’s magic. While Link goes about doing his thing, Zelda is holed up in a fortified shelter under Hyrule Castle that serves as the network’s command centre, and is able to remotely manipulate each dungeon’s layout, as well as the surrounding geography once full control of the dungeon in question has been reestablished.

Gameplay would involve flipping back and forth between Link doing his usual thing, and Zelda god-moding the terrain to solve higher-level puzzles, with ample opportunity to accidentally squish Link or drop him into bottomless pits or whatever if you screw up. Or, you know, just for fun. It’s okay – he gets better!

Additionally, early on Link would pick up a cute little drone that Zelda can teleoperate when a more direct hand is needed. It’s not combat capable, and to start with it can only flip switches, fit into small spaces that Link can’t, and be thrown by Link to deploy it into unreachable areas, but there’d be a series of upgrades over the course of the game that let it plant bombs and teleport and such. There’d be puzzles that would specifically require repeatedly switching between Link and Zelda (teleoperating the drone) to open paths for each other, Lost Vikings style.

(I would like to claim that this concept is meant to explore ways to give Zelda a more active role without just turning her into an ersatz Link, but in all candour it’s mostly aimed at manufacturing an excuse to have Zelda at some point say <hackervoice>”I’m in.”</hackervoice>)

I’m drunk on bourbon, and I’m making some chicken tenders in my ninja to make some wraps with ghost pepper Mac n cheese, siracha mayo, and ranch with a lot of cheddar and mozzarella cheese on a tortilla. Yum or will I regret this in the morning?

Fanfiction

Read some of my fanfictions, and for the incomplete stories, leave some ideas.  I’ll block or delete particularly rude reviews, and maybe mention you.  Some people will bash you if I do, as has already occurred with one of my newer stories.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6236485/crazypandagirl

New story

I have just published a new monster of a one-shot on my FanFiction account, you can google me as crazypandagirl or find me on fanfiction.net

The story is called Breaking the Cycle, it is a Legend of Zelda and NCIS crossover. The summary is crap but... well, I’m really bad at summaries. It’s over 33k words and about 53 pages, so read at your own discretion. I’ll figure out how to post it here if anyone wants me to, but no promises.

Check out my other stories too, my crossovers seem to be fairly popular.