"If You Think I Won't Strangle Someone To Get The Last Piece Of Pizza, You're Dead Wrong."

"If you think I won't strangle someone to get the last piece of pizza, you're dead wrong."

~Clockwork

Headcanon #1

Nobody has seen Jack’s face since the night of his transformation. He’s really insecure about it and has never taken off his mask for anyone before—he rarely does even when he’s by himself. He’s convinced himself that he’s a monster and that no one should ever see what he really looks like.

Toby headcanons plz

Ticci Toby Headcanons (OLD)

-Toby is one of the only ones in the Manor that still has some humanity left in him.

-He doesn’t enjoy killing like Jeff and Clockwork, he only does it because he doesn’t know what else to do.

-If he ever tried to leave, he would be killed by Slenderman.

-He’s often judged by the others and his leadership skills are questioned due to all of the disorders he suffers from.

-But, he was made a proxy for a reason. 

-He can appear harsh with people a lot, but that’s mainly a shield that he’s put up in order to hide the grief and despair he’s feeling all of the time.

-He was bullied at school and abused at home constantly, so really, he’s used to the Creeps making fun of and questioning his abilities, but it does sometimes strike a nerve in him.

-When he gets into a fight, he doesn’t hold back, and since he’s physically unable to feel pain it puts him at a major disadvantage because, what if he has a fatal wound? He won’t know about it until it’s too late.

-He can’t seem to get along well with any of the other residents, because all of them are too doubtful about him. But he tries not to care.

-He does wish he had someone to talk to sometimes, but he knows that nobody would be willing to listen to him. 

-Even the calmer, kinder ones like Jane, EJ, and Liu are a no-go for multiple reasons.

-One; Liu could shift into Sully at any moment and start to insult Toby.

-Two; EJ is their doctor and is not the best at comforting people.

-Three; Jane is nice, but she likes to disassociate with as many of the Creeps as she can.

-Toby sometimes dreams of Lyra.

-The dreams are almost never pleasant, and he often wakes up covered in sweat and breathing heavily as tears pour from his eyes.

-Even though he killed the cause for her death years ago, her face still haunts him. He can push her memory into the back of his mind when around the others, but when he’s in solitude, his thoughts get to him.

-Toby is a very tragic character, to say the least.

-Also, like Masky with the cheesecake thing, Toby does not like waffles.

-They remind him of the past when his step-father was still alive and his mother would make waffles and act like everything was okay.

-It was most definitely not okay.

-He does hang out with Sally, but it isn’t like he can vent to her about any of his problems.

-She’s only a kid, and she has enough nightmares already without Toby giving her more.

-Toby likes turtles.

-In fact, when he was 12 he had a pet turtle named Shelly. What an original name.

-He also likes mashed potatoes, chicken, and chocolate milkshakes.

-He thinks the three go together perfectly.

-If he ever gets a chance, he will totally go to Sonic and order him that very thing. He deserves some normalcy, after all.

Jeff x Peter Griffin headcanons?

lmao

Damn I'm in love with your headcanons. The ones I saw in your blog are more suitable for the pastas and the way you show their personalities... Wow. Pastas here are exactly the way I have been imagining them. Good job, keep going. Your blog is underrated, that's for sure. Oh and how about some random facts about Ben? He has a rather peculiar character practically not similar to others and it will be quite interesting for me to learn more about him. I'm glad that I have found you.

Wow, thank you so much! I’m happy my portrayal of the characters meets your expectations, and I’m glad that you enjoy my posts!

BEN Drowned Headcanons (OLD)

BEN is one of the more...peculiar residents in the Manor. He gives the internet and his consoles his undivided attention and tends to get irritated if someone dares to distract him.

He stays holed up in his room\office most of the time, which means that he lacks quite a bit of social interaction. 

Most others in the household often find him obnoxious to be around and try to avoid him if they can, and even his few friends will get annoyed if they’re in contact with him for too long, but he could care less.

He has plenty of things at his expense to keep him entertained, like tormenting the unsuspecting people on Cleverbot, and if he gets bored doing that, he can always watch anime.

BEN is 5′6.

He is often made fun of for his height, and though it does mildly offend him, he’s learned how to brush it off and retort back with a comment much more insulting and\or embarrassing. He has perfected the ability of quick wit.

Being the only tech-savvy one in the Manor puts him in charge of things like security cameras and hacking into government computers, all of which he can do in the blink of an eye.

He acts very immaturely and inappropriate in some situations, but when it comes to the task he was assigned to do, he couldn’t be more serious.

BEN’s favorite food, shockingly enough, is fruit salad.

Being a ghost, he doesn’t need to eat per se, but that doesn’t mean he dislikes eating, oh no.

If something looks appetizing enough for him, he will be down to consume as much of it as he possibly can.

Which will be all of it.

He literally can not get full because his body is immune to normal human reactions (sleeping, using the bathroom) because, well, he simply isn’t a human anymore.

BEN has three forms; his glitchy form, (which he can use to do crazy shit like crawling through a TV screen, Ring-style), his ghostly form, (this enables him to walk through walls and be semi-transparent, which has freaked out other Pastas on multiple occasions), and his human form (which is totally solid and can feel slight series of pain and discomfort).

His main form is his human form, though he does switch between all three pretty regularly.

He likes to hack into home security cameras and watch people sleep (the little creep) and study their breathing patterns because, why not?

He secretly likes My Little Pony and has several Apple Jack figurines (shhh, don’t tell anyone.)

He also likes to play pranks on people, both virtually and in real life.

The people he enjoys pranking most are Jeff the Killer, Clockwork, and Sally (poor kid) because he gets the most amusing reactions out of them.

Has definitely tried Carolina Reapers, before.

Also instantly regretted it and spent the next two hours downing gallons of milk.

Overall, he’s not an average person by any standards, but his life and personality most certainly aren’t uninteresting.

Ben Can(’t) Fly — Part Two

[Jeff]: ...

[Ben]: ...

[Jeff]: I’m waiting.

[Ben]: Yeah yeah, I know.

[Jeff]: Then why aren’t you doing anything?

[Ben]: Just shut up and let me concentrate.

[Jeff]: Okay, Link.

[Ben]: Don’t call me that.

[Jeff]: Okay, Kristen Stewart simp.

[Ben]: I swear I will leave right now if you don’t shut the hell up—

[Jeff]: I’ll get Y/n again.

[Ben]: And tell her what?

[Jeff]: That you’re a joke of a ghost.

[Ben]: Throws a game controller at him

[Jeff, dodging]: Seriously?

[Ben]: Seriously.

[Jeff]: You just lobbed a controller at my head?

[Ben]: It stopped working a while ago. Might as well put it to some use.

[Jeff]: Uh-huh.

[Ben]: ...

[Jeff]: You’re still not flying.

[Ben]: I just need some air, okay!

[Jeff]: Wow, what are you? A paper airplane?

[Ben]: No! Let’s go up to my room.

[Jeff]: If you say so, midget.

[Ben]: I’M NOT A MIDGET!

[Jeff]: You’re what, 4′6?

[Ben]: NO. I happen to be 5′4, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

[Jeff]: Damn, you’re shorter than the average female.

[Ben]: Shut your ugly mouth and come on.

In Ben’s room

[Jeff]: So...this is going to accomplish what, exactly?

[Ben]: Giving me the umph I need to fly.

[Jeff]: How?

[Ben]: We’re two stories up, how else do you think?

[Jeff]: Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

[Jeff]: Are you... Are you planning on... 

[Ben]: Leaping from the window? Yeah, you dimwit, I am.

[Jeff]: You must really wanna prove your ghosthood.

[Ben]: Shut up.

[Jeff]: Shouldn’t you be able to just float?

[Ben]: Well I—

[Jeff]: Sally can.

[Ben]: I’M NOT SALLY NOW AM I!

[Jeff]: Clearly.

Ben huffs and opens the window, staring down at the ground with uncertainty

[Jeff]: What’s the matter, Link? Gettin’ cold feet?

[Ben]: N-no.

[Jeff]: Then do it.

[Ben]: Fine.

[Jeff]:

[Ben]:

[Jeff]: You’re still not doing it.

[Ben]: Yes I am.

[Jeff]: Need a push?

[Ben]: NO.

[Jeff]: I think you need a push.

[Ben]: Uh, let me rephrase this: NO.

[Jeff]: I’m giving you a push.

[Ben]: Oh no you’re not—

[Jeff, slowly reaching his hand out]: 

[Ben]: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

[Jeff]: Then jump.

[Ben]: Fine.

Ben draws in a sharp breath, leans forward, and jumps

[Jeff, cheering]: Yea-ha-ha! Fly your ass through that sky, Benny boy!

[Ben]: Fading, girlish squeals of utter terror

[Ben, quickly descending]: 

[Jeff, staring down with no emotion]: 

[Ben, shrieking]: HOLY SHIT WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS—!

[Ben, smacking the ground with a dramatically loud thump]:

[Ben]: Motionless

[Jeff]: Blinks

[Jeff]: Closes window and walks away