Jeff X Peter Griffin Headcanons?

Jeff x Peter Griffin headcanons?

lmao

BEN Can(’t) Fly — Part One (OLD)

[Ben, playing video games]:

[Jeff]: Ya know, you’re really pathetic.

[Ben with narrowed eyes]: Whatcha mean ‘pathetic’, clown reject?

[Jeff]: You’re a ghost, right?

[Ben, raising an eyebrow]: I think that’s implied, yes...

[Jeff]: So what are you doin’ sitting on your lazy ass instead of, y’know, haunting people?

[Ben]: I do my haunting through electronics.

[Jeff, scoffing]: Some haunting.

[Ben]: Hey, I’ll have you know I’ve driven tons of people crazy with my tactics.

[Jeff]: Tactics? A game cartridge that’s four decades old?

[Ben, offended]: What’s it to you?

[Jeff]: I’m just sayin’, I’d expect a lot more from someone who’s dead.

[Ben]: I can do things you couldn’t even dream of doing!

[Jeff]: Oh yeah? Like what?

[Ben]: Well math, for one.

[Jeff]: Psh, I can do math.

[Ben]: What’s 74 plus 52?

[Jeff]: Err... 130?

[Ben]: No, you dumbass. 126!

[Jeff]: I knew that.

[Ben]: Lies.

[Jeff]: Whatever. It's not like killing revolves around addition.

[Ben]: Yeah, that's cause you randomly slaughter everyone you come across.

[Jeff]: Not everyone.

[Ben]: What even is the deal with you, huh? You wake people up and then tell them to ‘go to sleep’? I mean, seriously?

[Jeff]: You can't say anything, Slimer.

[Ben]: I think I can.

[Jeff]: Well, I don't have supernatural powers.

[Ben]: Thank God for that.

[Jeff]: My killing is limited.

[Ben]: Uh-huh. Limited to how many of your brain cells are left, maybe.

[Jeff with a death glare]: You're still pathetic.

[Ben]: I am not.

[Jeff]: Oh, really? Then why don't I ever see you fly, huh?

[Ben]: What—what does flying have to do with anything?

[Jeff]: You're a fricken ghost and I've never seen you fly, even once!

[Ben]: And?

[Jeff]: Ghosts have to be able to fly, otherwise they aren't real ghosts.

[Ben]: I am a real ghost.

[Jeff]: Then prove it.

[Ben]: I am literally dead.

[Jeff]: How do I know that?

[Ben]: How could you not know that?

[Jeff]: I’ll bet Y/n doesn’t know that.

[Ben]: Of course she does, cause she isn’t an idiot.

[Jeff]: Well, let’s test that theory, shall we?

[Ben, unamused]: What are you doing?

[Jeff]: Y/n! Y/n, did you know that Ben’s pathetic?

[Ben]: Would you shut up—

[Jeff]: Y/N!! Ben isn’t a real ghost! He’s a poser!

[Ben, whispering frantically]: Jeffery!

[Y/n, yelling from another room]: What?

[Jeff]: Ben calls himself a ghost, but he can’t even—

[Ben, panicking]: Alright, okay, I’ll do it! Just shut up!

[Y/n, entering the room]: Did someone call me?

[Ben]: Nope! We’re just talking among ourselves. 

[Y/n]: But I thought Jeff said something about you being a ghost?

[Jeff, smirking victoriously]: That’s just what you chose to hear.

[Y/n, skeptically]: ...I don’t believe you, but okay.

[Jeff, meeting Ben’s eyes after Y/n exits]: Time to think happy thoughts, Peter Pan.

Masky headcanons?

Masky Headcanons (OLD)

-Tim, after accepting his fate with the Operator\Slenderman, is forced to push all of his anxieties even farther back than he had to, to begin with.

-Now that he’s under Slenderman’s full control, his episodes as Masky have gotten longer and more severe, though he’s able to remember every single thing, unlike before.

-Tim is a broken soul, Masky is a brutal killer.

-Masky is looked at as the main proxy, though most would agree that Hoodie can and will step up if need be and take over the situation with full authority.

-Tim hates his new life, he hates being a proxy, but he doesn’t have another choice.

-Masky’s tolerance level is very, very low, and if someone gets on his nerves too much, he won’t hesitate to throw threats, or hands, for that matter.

-He hates cheesecake. Seriously. Cheesecake makes him nauseous.

-He much prefers to eat simple things like oatmeal cookies or rice cake.

-When he’s left alone in his room, Tim comes out and Masky disappears until he’s among the others, again.

-It’s in these moments that Tim often breaks down and mourns his old life and deceased friends.

-He’s considered throwing himself out of a window or putting the barrel of a gun to his head, but he decided against it.

-Hoodie still needs him, after all.

-Masky, in all honestly, doesn’t really mind Toby, but he does irritate him sometimes.

-Each proxy still has at least a grain of humanity left in them, so none enjoy what they’re forced to do, but they have to do it. They would be eliminated otherwise.

-Masky actually likes very few of the Creepypastas, but he can tolerate Liu, Jane, Sally, and EJ. 

-No one except Hoodie would believe him if he said that he wished he lived a normal life instead of whatever the hell this is, mostly due to the fact that he takes his job so seriously.

-Sometimes, Tim’s anxiety gets the better of him and he can’t control it, even when in the presence of the others, so Hoodie or Toby have to step up and allow him to calm down a few minutes.

-Masky can be hard to get along with because he’s so controlling and, in turn, makes the other Creeps annoyed by him. 

-Though he does, quite surprisingly, have a softer side that he shows only to the ones he deeply cares about.

-It takes being empathetic and patient with him if you want his walls to break down momentarily.

-Tim is just a broken guy forced into horrible circumstances, like a lot of the others. He deserves to be cared for and loved.

Don’t Steal Tim’s Mask

[Ben]: Hey, I saw Tim earlier and he looked mad.

[Y/n]: Oh, that's because he was looking for his mask.

[Ben]: ...What happened to his mask?

[Y/n, casually]: I stole it.

[Ben]: Oh.

[Ben]: Oh no.

[Tim storming in from another room]: Y/N!!

[Y/n]:

[Ben]:

[Y/n]: It's been nice knowing you.

Jeff the Killer Crush Headcanons (OLD)

-Is a total Tsundere

-Acts like he always has better things to do than talk to you

-May or may not low-key stalk you throughout the day

-Is never sure what to say to you

-Gets jealous easily

-Like, very easily

-Any type of physical contact you have with any dude in the Mansion upsets him

-He won’t hesitate to throw hands

-Or knives

-He turns psycho

-No self-control whatsoever

-The other guy often ends up being cared for by EJ

-Sometimes it’s the other way around

-If you try to question him about it, he will act completely oblivious

-”What do you mean I yeeted Toby’s hatchet at his face?”

-Secretly loves when you tend to his cuts

-Feels a little self-conscious around you

-Afraid that he’ll hurt you like he did Liu

-Sees you as too pure to be tainted by himself

-So he never initiates physical contact

-Most likely won’t admit his feelings for you

-Even with a lot of persuasion

-If you were to tell him you liked him, he’d still deny it

-He’d scoff and look at you like you were an idiot

-Clearly he doesn’t know how to act in your presence

-He’s never dealt with this kinda thing before, so it’s whole new territory for his crazy self

-Just take his curses and not-so-subtle jealousy as a sign of affection

-Cuz let’s face it, he isn’t sure if he’s capable of actual affection

-And he’s afraid to try it

-He’s a killer, the word “love” and “affection” shouldn’t even be in his vocabulary

can we send in our own headcanons?

Yes, you can! I’m curious about how everyone else sees the Creepypastas as well.